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8th-Sin

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A stranger in new lands...
Two couples went camping together, and after the first night,
the two husbands got to talking. "I don't know about you," said one,
"but our sex life has gotten a little monotonous. Don't get me wrong,
I love my wife dearly and would never want to lose her. How about you?"

"I was just thinking the same thing! How would you feel about,
ah, trying something different for a change?"

"You mean, switching? For the night? Sounds like fun to me! Let's go ask the
girls!"
They did and, much to their surprise, the wives consented to the experiment
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The next morning, the husbands compared notes.
"How did you like it?" asked the first husband.

"Not bad at all," replied the other... "Let's go see how the girls made
out!"
 

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LMAO

NOW!!! You know i was loving this joke..lollll....:D :p

Renee
 

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I Gots One

lol 8th, I Got One Too...
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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LMAO... :D I Had This Big Ass List Of Funny Ass Jokes But I Cant Find It...
 

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LMAOOOOOO........... AT BOTH
NOW I GOTTA GO THROUGH MY COOKIE JAR AND PULLL ONE OF MIINE
BE BACK
 

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two aliens landed outside a small town atabout 3 am. one alien stayed near the ship the other walked towards the town and came up to a closed gas station.He walked up to a gas pump pointed his laser gun and said "Take me to your leader"
the pump said nothin
again he said "Take Me To Your Leader"
still the pump is silent
then the alien screams "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER"
the pump still said nothing
so the alien shoots the pump Huge explosion the alien flew 500 feet in the
air and landed next to the space ship
the alien who stayed back says "Well what happened?"
the other one says "im not sure but anything that can take his thing out of
his pants wrap it around his body twice and stick it in his pocket, Has to
be bad"









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LOL Doos... I Got Another One...

LOL Doos..... Heres Another
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A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.

She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."
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:eek: LMAO :D
 
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8th-Sin said:
"Not bad at all," replied the other... "Let's go see how the girls made
out!"
Too bad the joke isnt finished!!

HOW DID THEY MAKE OUT??

:D
 
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