a little joke: hope you enjoy, I know I did!!!

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Sorry Jack I had to put this one up: I thought it was so funny!!! lololol

A woman was helping her computer-illiterate
> > husband set up his computer,
> > and at the appropriate point in the process,
> > told him that he would now need
> > to choose and enter a password. Something he
> > will use to log on.
> >
> > The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
> > figured he would try for the
> > shock effect to bring this to his wife's
> > attention.
> > So, when the computer asked him to enter his
> > password, he made it plainly
> > obvious to his wife that he was keying in,
> >
> > "p..e..n..i..s".
> >
> > His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
> > computer replied:
> > ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
 

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CHYQO

I had too,

I was feeling a little bit naguhty yesterday!! lol

Glad you all liked it.

Naya
 

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its just a joke

A gay guy walks into a barber shop.
He says to the barber.
"Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real thick..."
That night the young man does as the barber told him.
His partner climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on his chest,
he says, "What the hell is this?"
The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on my chest hair would grow..."
His partner replies,
"You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the case you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your ass."
 

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a lil sayin

A little bird was flying south for the winter when he became too cold and fell to the ground and froze.
While lying there a cow came by and dumped on it.
As the bird lay there in the dungheap, he realized how warm he was and
realized that the stuff was actually thawing him out.
He lay there all warm and happy and began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the little bird singing and came to investigate.
Discovering the bird was under the dung, the cat promptly dug the bird out and ate him.


THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is your friend.
3. When you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
 

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CHECK THIS ONE

A guy's in the bar when an alien from outer space walks through the door
and sits next to him. The drunk thinks nothing of it, trying to maintain
good inter-galactic peace, and all. The alien orders himself a drink.
When he's halfway through with the drink, he licks his green finger,
and then sticks the finger in the drunk's ear. The drunk's irritated, but again,
in the interest of seeing there's no interstellar war, he says nothing.
The alien pulls his finger out, finishes his drink, and then orders another one.
Once he reaches the half-way point in that drink, he again licks his finger,
then puts that finger into the drunk's ear.
"Hey, Buddy, how 'bout let's lay off the ear pokin', what do you say?"
So, halfway through the alien's third drink, the alien licks and sticks once again.
The drunk has forgotten his peaceful ways and says, as forcibly as he can,
"Look, a*****e, if you do that again, I'm gonna rip your balls off!"
The alien orders one more drink. Stirs it for awhile . . . and, licks that green finger
and again sticks it right in the drunk's ear. "Goddammit!!!" the drunk roars,
and reaches between the alien's legs to carry out his threat. But there's "nothing there".
The drunk's a little confused. "Man, if you've got no balls, then how do you screw?"
The alien licks his finger and sticks it in the drunk's ear
 

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THIS IS A LIL FUNNY

A couple is having an argument.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm
getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm
getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'
 
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