Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms tripped over a rock and started doing one hand Push ups

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo Moms got Pink Jetta wit Gold Roadsters

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama got a promotion at Winchells for looking like a donut

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms nick name is Q-ball 😱

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms got some robotic fingers wit built in action grips

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga yo moms got some suction cup platforms for walking up steep hills in Hunters Point

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mom has the latest mint condition :dancingb rubber vibrator

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms got a Shark Skin benee wit a TRADER JOES sweat suit

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms fired from 3 hoe houses

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo momz went to COSTCO and asked what isle do the keep the "PIMP JUICE" ON

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me around."

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me around."

LMAO

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms got a 7460 RASCAL scooter with NAS

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo mOms a straight dick bandit ,

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo mom got be gettin freaky wit a darth vador cape and some launch pad Mq Quack Gopggles on!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo mom got a be waitin at the bus stop with a b-bot stance!