Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mom has the lastest mint condition payless Shaq jumpsuit

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got some Tootsi pOP flavored Anal beads wit a free soft drink at www.stankymomz.com

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got Gold sprinkles on her lemmon lime Green GT Performer

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama has two donuts and a wire hanger, the bitch swear up and down they ear muffs

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga , yo moms met yo daddy at a underground chinease rooster fight

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama has ultra high top converse with a matching vest

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got a shrimp shell helmet wit some Tony Hawk Eat Me Draws

Eat Me Draws: pants or shorts that are worn so tight on a over weight individual, you can see all offensive details in the fatty tisue with the naked eye

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

:mustach <--- nigga yo daddy looks like the PRINGLE man with his fake ass whiskers

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a glow in the dark dildo so she can see her stomach light up on Holidays

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

:mdance <--- This is your mama at the club, talking about "HAMMER TIME"

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

:freek <--- Tell you mom she needs to enroll in the "SWAN" TV Show

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga yo moms got a pair of Killing gloves, Talkin bout she from the the 29th ST. Garden Block

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo Momz look like a confused ass Billy Goat on Crack

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms look like Mu fkn Squirrl that been shot up wit hella bebes

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama tried to hold up a Subway with a BB gun

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

nigga yo mama so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!in fat, before she eats , she screams "KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME"

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama is so ugly, the priest tried to drown her when she was baptist

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mOms Robbed Miggy D"s dressed like the ham Burgler, Dumb Bitch only took 6 pc nugget

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms so frail , she did a Jumping Jack and busted her wrist

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama is so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!in fat, she wanted to sample a extra large pizza at Round Tables