Welcome to the CLUBFREESTYLE Bar

[ChuckD]

Hold up....the only person I recall eating wings was.....DAMMIT CHUCK!!! YOU DID THE "CROP DUSTER" AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?

Oh hell no! :nono

 

[Dianita]

Ant accidently sat on ET...yes it's true....the poor little alien wanted to phone home but instead got smothered by Ant's ass...he saw Ant's quarter trick and thought it was Reese's Pieces instead...and for that we are now paying the consequences!

Oh God no! I just had a visual of that, and it weren't pretty!!!:yoomg

 

[Enigma]

Oh God no! I just had a visual of that, and it weren't pretty!!!:yoomg

Oh noooooooooo :yoomg

 

[yburgos7]

Poor ET...moment of silence please!!!!

 

[imfromqueenz]

*lights candle and bows head*
*leads in prayer*
"father, please forgive this poor soul we know as Enigma, for he did not mean to sin against your alien child"

 

[yburgos7]

*everybody holding hands sing Amazing Grace* Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me....
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now, I see.

too bad he didn't see ET before he sat on him...:sosadWHY OH WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO???? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:sosad

 

[Enigma]

*suddenly...a dimmed light is seen...its E.T's finger coated with shit! :yeey*

:stoned

 

[yburgos7]

*suddenly...a dimmed light is seen...its E.T's finger coated with shit! :yeey*

:stoned

OH NO!!! IT'S ALIVE I TELL YOU ALIVE!!! Damn those seances really work!

 

[Enigma]

*suddenly E.T. is alive and a spaceship comes down enters the bar...and lots of E.T. all over the place..one E.T. is sporting some leather boots with a cigarette in its mouth and ask for a light...nice place he replies*

 

[Angelino]

Antoher E.T challenges Angelino to a break dancing contest...
*Angelino puts his pinky near his mouth and does the mr. evil laugh* I majored in Break Dancing fool....Lets get popin E.T.....wait...where my cardboard box ....there it is.....lmfao

 

[Enigma]

Antoher E.T challenges Angelino to a break dancing contest...
*Angelino puts his pinky near his mouth and does the mr. evil laugh* I majored in Break Dancing fool....Lets get popin E.T.....wait...where my cardboard box ....there it is.....lmfao

lmaoooo :losmile

 

[Papo329]

OK....This bar is offically the WEIRDEST place I ever been to :hohsit

 

[Brklyn345]

hahahahahahaha...that's what happens when you invite CF peeps to a bar!

 

[Dianita]

OMG, hahahahaha, we're ALL crazy!!!!

Hey wait, how did the aliens know E.T. was in trouble? Hmmm? How did E.T. manage to phone home...OMG, wait...does that mean that Enigma's colita is an intergalactic communicater???

 

[Edalgiere]

Now Walks In A Young Tracy Lords Wearing Only A Cf Thong And Walks To The Stage Where She Starts To Dance

 

[Angelino]

lmaoooo :losmile

lmfao.......

Btw.....I won the contest......lol

 

[Brklyn345]

OMG, hahahahaha, we're ALL crazy!!!!

Hey wait, how did the aliens know E.T. was in trouble? Hmmm? How did E.T. manage to phone home...OMG, wait...does that mean that Enigma's colita is an intergalactic communicater???

LOL!!! In a "Being John Malkovich" way!

 

[ChuckD]

*sits back and watches the craziness*

 

[Papo329]

Now Walks In A Young Tracy Lords Wearing Only A Cf Thong And Walks To The Stage Where She Starts To Dance

Ohhhh shiznit..

:blah :losmile

 

[Edalgiere]

i will reveal a little secret. i have seen her do this @ show world a long long long time ago before shf time