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Gabbi (aka) Gabriell said:
OOOOWWWWW! Could you please get off of me, I think my leg is sprained, And my high heel spike is stuck in my lower back. Will somebody please give me another drink :lol


*buys gabbi a second drink*
 
Gabbi (aka) Gabriell said:
OOOOWWWWW! Could you please get off of me, I think my leg is sprained, And my high heel spike is stuck in my lower back. Will somebody please give me another drink :lol
Oops...did I do that...my bad...but I am up...I'm up!!! yeesh!!! make it a double Chuck!
 
*as Chuck slides the drink it pases in front of Ant...who is drooling over the bartender's thong all of a sudden drool falls inside the drink* EWWWWWWWWWWWW Ant...close your mouth! GOLLY!!! Can't take you anywhere!
 
*suddenly the female bartender notices that sietz and ant is staring so she gets up looks back and looks at both of us upset*

Bartender: Can I help you too with something? :mad

sietz: uum umm h...I'll take a sex on the beach!

Ant: um yeah can you fart on my face?

*SLAP!*

Ant: 😱 I knew that was comming...ok I'll take sex on the beach too lol!

*SLAP!*

Ant: You know...this is my first time in a bar and so far it's doesn't look good from the sight of things but then again...ok sweety I got you!
 
*turns to bartender*

Please pardon my straight friends. They are not as refined as the specimen of homosexuality you see in front of you, may I have another Malibu and pineapple?

*takes drink and places it in front of Yahi, she finally gets her drink*
 
*ant drinks the drink..umm yeah lol*

lol Yahi 😛
 
*notices the tattoo also and starts to burst laughing with ChuckD!*
 
*big tattooed lady starts talking to Gabbi*

*ahem* (clearing voice) Very deep voice Why you wanna know man?

*Gabbi notices something strange in her voice but he doesn't make anything of it yet*

meanwhile

*ant gets caught up with ChuckD and all of a sudden ant is down on the floor with his feet high in the air*

😛
 
*Looks for new music to play....*

"Anyone have a CD or tape to play??"
 
Gabbi, having realized she has passed out on the bar 2 hours ago, I am not an alcoholic and don't need an intervention, pulls herself of the bar and heads toward the door. Tripping as she walk out the door, she head home to bed. Encountering a shady looking guy in a black Lincoln town car on the way home, She replies ever so lady like...no I am not a hooker you mutha!#!*#*!#*!!!!!tch. She then continues crawling home. See ya'll soon @ ClubFreeStyle Bar.
 
Omg...."what time is it?"....
"i think someone put something in my drink"
"didnt anyone notice me layin on the floor in the dj booth???"
*tries to wipe off footprints on shirt*
"Hey Ant....here's that Pepsi you wanted" *gives the can a quick strong shake* lol
*throws Papo a TKA cd* "Put on Louder than Love"
 
imfromqueenz said:
Omg...."what time is it?"....
"i think someone put something in my drink"
"didnt anyone notice me layin on the floor in the dj booth???"
*tries to wipe off footprints on shirt*
"Hey Ant....here's that Pepsi you wanted" *gives the can a quick strong shake* lol
*throws Papo a TKA cd* "Put on Louder than Love"


Oh so that was YOU I was stepping on.....sowwy.
 
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