Top 10 Reasons Puerto Ricans Can`t Be Terrorists:

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TOP 10 REASONS PUERTO RICANS CAN`T BE TERRORISTS:
10. 8:45am is way too early for Puerto Ricans.
9. Puerto Ricans are always late; they would`ve missed all 4 flights.
8. Hot girls on the planes would distract them.
7. Once in the air, they would talk loudly and call attention to themselves
6. Free food and drinks on the plane
5. They would have put down any weapons to talk and get their point (Puerto Ricans need to use their hands while they talk)
4. They love New York City.
3. Since they would fight among each other about who the boss is, there would be a big fight on the plane.
2. They would have told everyone months before they were going to it. Bochinche (This means gossip
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON PUERTO RICANS CAN`T BE TERRORISTS:
... They would`ve placed a big Puerto Rican flag in the windshield of the airplane.
 
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