TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN'T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
09. Mind if I use your laptop?
08. Just stick it in my box.
07. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
06. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
05. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid.
04. My equipment is so old...