Melly22
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Norman and his wife live up north. One winter morning while listening
to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side
of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out
and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.
"Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are
having breakfast >again, when the radio announcer says "We are
expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park....Then the
electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a
worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get
through?"
"With the love and understanding in his voice, like all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it
in the garage this time?"
:lol
to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side
of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out
and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.
"Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are
having breakfast >again, when the radio announcer says "We are
expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park....Then the
electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a
worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get
through?"
"With the love and understanding in his voice, like all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it
in the garage this time?"
:lol
