mike4949
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Dateline Chicago:
ESPN.com writer; Gary Miller reports that Chi Cubs star Mouises Alou explains that he pees on his hands before every game. He does it to relive his hands of Caliusses and hardens them. Now Alou is upset the story got out.
Don't worry Alou, we did not need to know you whiz on your hands. I can see now the rest of the team is scared to slap hands with you after you score. Maybe bartman should have know this before he tampered with the ball.
Gross :barf
ESPN.com writer; Gary Miller reports that Chi Cubs star Mouises Alou explains that he pees on his hands before every game. He does it to relive his hands of Caliusses and hardens them. Now Alou is upset the story got out.
Don't worry Alou, we did not need to know you whiz on your hands. I can see now the rest of the team is scared to slap hands with you after you score. Maybe bartman should have know this before he tampered with the ball.
Gross :barf