Original Lyrics to "I WILL SURVIVE"

[Krystal]

Thank you Vaprooooooooo!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count???

(Chorus)I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have
batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus)

 

[La Mas Grande]

OMG you put it up. This shit is funny.

:lol

 

[Krystal]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D!!!!!!!!

I HAD to!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol

 

[ChuckD]

I love it

 

[tanktruck]

That shiat is too funny!! It's like my friend was chatting with this guy on a chatline. This guy told him that he had 10 inches but after meeting my friend said he only had 5. He told the guy whats up with that! You lied and told me you had 10 but you have 5. The guy told him I'll fuk you twice and it will be equal up to 10inches!! lol

 

[Krystal]

You lied and told me you had 10 but you have 5. The guy told him I'll fuk you twice and it will be equal up to 10inches!! lol

LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH SIT!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you should send this to your friend and let him send it to that guy! :lol :lol :lol

 

[sweetheart]

:shushhee hee.....very funny!!!! 😀