My Big Fat LATINO Wedding
*Nobody has invitations...only maps
*Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them out a day
before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado"
*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.
*Latinos never RSVP!!!
*No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the reception.
*All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just Started.
*Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is throw a
bottle at them.
*La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.
*People are taking food plates home..."para mañana."
*People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others "alla hay
mas."
*One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling them..."te
quiero mucho."
*The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only
with relatives.
*There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos"
*Everyone wants to be a "madrina" for your wedding.
*The cake was made by "la senora que hace los bizcochos" instead of the
bakery.
*The wedding ends at midnight "en el hall" but ends at 6:00 a.m. at the
bride's house.
*Nobody has invitations...only maps
*Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them out a day
before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado"
*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.
*Latinos never RSVP!!!
*No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the reception.
*All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just Started.
*Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is throw a
bottle at them.
*La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.
*People are taking food plates home..."para mañana."
*People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others "alla hay
mas."
*One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling them..."te
quiero mucho."
*The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only
with relatives.
*There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos"
*Everyone wants to be a "madrina" for your wedding.
*The cake was made by "la senora que hace los bizcochos" instead of the
bakery.
*The wedding ends at midnight "en el hall" but ends at 6:00 a.m. at the
bride's house.
