~*~MJ Verdict Today~*~

[Heavenly]

So not kewl.... that dude is sooo gonna get away with it

 

[SONYA]

I guess they are trying to distinguish the truth from the "performances" we've seen during this trial

 

[Heavenly]

Damn ....

 

[taezee]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in !!

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex.

The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.!!!

 

[Heavenly]

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

rofl lmfaooooooooooooooooo omg

 

[SONYA]

LOL so nothing still?

 

[ChuckD]

In talking to a priest at my mother's church, the priest said to me.....

"Chuck, God is neither gay, or straight. God is neither black or white. God is neither male for female."

so I said...."So, God is Michael Jackson."

 

[SONYA]

Omg Lmfaoooo

 

[taezee]

In talking to a priest at my mother's church, the priest said to me.....

"Chuck, God is neither gay, or straight. God is neither black or white. God is neither male for female."

so I said...."So, God is Michael Jackson."

*shuffles quickly away from chuck to avoid lighting strike*

 

[Brklyn345]

***NEWS FLASH***

In a shocking discovery, it has been found out that Michael Jackson is a LOT older than his birth certificate states. Is has been established by counting the rings under where his original nose used to be that he is at least 100 years old. It has also been established that it was in fact Michael Jackson who kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. :nutz

 

[SONYA]

Nothing yet???

 

[LaBettyBoop]

Nothing yet. This was supposed to be on Monday and we're damn near Friday now. A whole week.

 

[ChuckD]

Oh man.....why am I getting the feeling of a hung jury????

 

[LaBettyBoop]

Nah, not a hung jury. The man would probably die during a re-trial.

 

[SONYA]

Yeah apparently he aint taking the anticiaption very well...

 

[LaBettyBoop]

Yeah apparently he aint taking the anticiaption very well...

Nope! I wouldn't either. Trial was like months long and then the verdict is taking an eternity. :nono Something gotta give already.

 

[SONYA]

Yeah hopefully this comes to an end soon...

 

[ChuckD]

don't hold your breath.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Anything yet???

 

[ChuckD]

nope.

And those fans that keep going to the courthouse and Neverland....they kill me. Don't they have jobs???????????