myonlysweetie
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday Day. "I'd love to
be six again", was her reply.
On the morning of HER day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her
to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of
the themepark.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her
to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, andher
favorite candy, M&M's.What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled
home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well Dear, what was it like
being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenlychanged. "I meant my
dress size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
Wrong.
be six again", was her reply.
On the morning of HER day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her
to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of
the themepark.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her
to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, andher
favorite candy, M&M's.What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled
home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well Dear, what was it like
being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenlychanged. "I meant my
dress size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
Wrong.
