Martha Stewart VS. Real Women!

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Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the
cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your
feet up anyway.

Martha's way #2: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the potatoes.
The Real Women's Way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keep in the
pantry for up to a year.

Martha's way #3: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.
The Real Women's Way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha's way #4:
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in
a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me
up."
The Real Women's Way:
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's just too bad.
Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes.




Martha's way #5: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
The Real Women's Way: Celery? Never heard of the stuff.

Martha's way #6: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before
baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
The Real Women's Way: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not
include brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.

Martha's way #7: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub
it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Women's Way: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill
and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

Martha's way #8: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars
easy.
The Real Women's Way: Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.

And finally the most important tip....

Martha's way #10: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into
ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
The Real Women's Way: Leftover wine??????

:lol
 
HAHA Patty! the Women on the go type of cooking!.lolol Martha Stewart swears we have time for that crap! .lol
 
u know y its funny cuz its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true lol
 
lmao @ mike yeah that would be a best seller lmfao
 
lmfao u should send her an email with this idea u might get a shout out lmao
 
lol but her target audience is the ones with no jobs
 
Civic-that's sounds like a GOOD IDEA maybe I will send her a e-mail on REAL WOMAN TIPS!! u got her e-mail? LOL..and I will record it so then that way I could watch her show after I finish my 8-5 shift at work and my 5pm-all night all day shift with my babies..which will be NEVER!LOL
 
lol i guess u can get her email adress thru her site...
 
Martha's way #7: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub
it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Women's Way: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill
and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

My Personal favorite tip!
 
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