Marriage (part 1)

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djlegendphilly

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TYPICAL MACHO MAN MARRIED TYPICAL GOOD-LOOKING LADY AND AFTER THE WEDDING, HE LAID DOWN THE FOLLOWING RULES:
I'LL BE HOME WHEN I WANT,IF I WANT AND AT WHAT TIME I WANT-AND I DON'T EXPECT ANY HASSLE FROM FROM YOU.
I EXPECT A GREAT DINNER TO BE ON THE TABLE UNLESS I TELL YOU THAT I WON'T BE HOME FOR DINNER.....
I'LL GO HUNTING, FISHING, BOOZING, CARD PLAYING, AND CLUBBING WITH MY OLD BUDDIES AND DON'T YOU GIVE ME A HARD TIME ABOUT IT....
THOSE ARE MY RULES....."ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS"

HIS NEW BRIDE SAID, " NO THAT'S FINE BY ME....
JUST UNDERSTAND THAT THERE WILL BE SEX HERE AT 7PM EVERY NIGHT......
WHETHER YOUR HERE OR NOT."

:hohsit
 
djlegendphilly said:
HIS NEW BRIDE SAID, " NO THAT'S FINE BY ME....
JUST UNDERSTAND THAT THERE WILL BE SEX HERE AT 7PM EVERY NIGHT......
WHETHER YOUR HERE OR NOT."

:hohsit


Exactly that!!! That is too funny. lmao :dancingb
 
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