myonlysweetie
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MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN
OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH.
A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.
"NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, "ARE
MY TESTICLES BLACK?"
EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T
KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET."
HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY
TESTICLES BLACK ?"
FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS
GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN
ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND
TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND
SAY'S, " THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"
FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND
REPLIES," THAT WAS VERY
NICE BUT, ARE... MY... TEST...RESULTS...BACK?" :lol
OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH.
A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.
"NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, "ARE
MY TESTICLES BLACK?"
EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T
KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET."
HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY
TESTICLES BLACK ?"
FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS
GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN
ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND
TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND
SAY'S, " THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"
FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND
REPLIES," THAT WAS VERY
NICE BUT, ARE... MY... TEST...RESULTS...BACK?" :lol
