michelle28
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A train hits a bus load of school girl and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates of St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?." She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and go through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question. "Katrina, have you ever had any contact with a penis?."
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter said, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of the sudden there is alot of commotion in the line of girls, and one of the girls is pushing her way through to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line, St. Peter says, "Cindy! What seems to be the rush?."
The girl replies, "If i'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Wendy sticks her ass in it." :lol :lol
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?." She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and go through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question. "Katrina, have you ever had any contact with a penis?."
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter said, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of the sudden there is alot of commotion in the line of girls, and one of the girls is pushing her way through to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line, St. Peter says, "Cindy! What seems to be the rush?."
The girl replies, "If i'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Wendy sticks her ass in it." :lol :lol
