myonlysweetie
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This latino couple had only been married for two
weeks. The husband, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his
old buddies, so he says to his wife: "Preciosa, I'll
be right back..." "Where are you going Papi chulo...?"
Asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Mamasita. I'm
going to have a beer." The wife says to him: -"You
want a beer mi amor...? Then she opens the door to the
refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer
brands from 12 different countries: Germany,Holland,
Japan, India, etc. The husband doesn't know what to
do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is,
-"Yes, mi mujer linda...but the bar...you know...the
frozen glass..." He didn't finish the sentence, when
he wife interrupts him by saying, -"You want a frozen
glass mi precioso...? She takes a hugebeer mug out of
the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills
holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, says:
"Yes, mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors
d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK...?" "You
want hors d'oeuvres carino...?" She opens the oven and
takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork
strips, etc. "But querida...at the bar...you
know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words mi macho
hombre...?" "HERE, TOMA TU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ING CERVEZA IN YOUR
FROZEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ING COPA AND COMETE TU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ING SNACKS,
PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT
MARICON...!!"
weeks. The husband, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his
old buddies, so he says to his wife: "Preciosa, I'll
be right back..." "Where are you going Papi chulo...?"
Asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Mamasita. I'm
going to have a beer." The wife says to him: -"You
want a beer mi amor...? Then she opens the door to the
refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer
brands from 12 different countries: Germany,Holland,
Japan, India, etc. The husband doesn't know what to
do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is,
-"Yes, mi mujer linda...but the bar...you know...the
frozen glass..." He didn't finish the sentence, when
he wife interrupts him by saying, -"You want a frozen
glass mi precioso...? She takes a hugebeer mug out of
the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills
holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, says:
"Yes, mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors
d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK...?" "You
want hors d'oeuvres carino...?" She opens the oven and
takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork
strips, etc. "But querida...at the bar...you
know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words mi macho
hombre...?" "HERE, TOMA TU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ING CERVEZA IN YOUR
FROZEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ING COPA AND COMETE TU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ING SNACKS,
PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT
MARICON...!!"
