LatinRazcal
New member
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I DID NOT HAVE ANY SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN
Sam Champion Eyewitness News said:
Partly cloudy, with a chance of frescas!
Originally posted by Mr. Rogers
It's such a good feeling to now you're a Fresco, it's such a happy feeling to wake up alive, and when you wake up ready to say, I thinks I'm making love to my frescas today...it's such a good feeling, a very good feeling..
Originally posted by Brad Pitt
And the award for best movie goes to...The Empire Strikes Pimps but Fresca Productions! Let's watch the screen ladies and gentlemen.
Darth Vader: There is something I need to tell you puke.
Puke: WHAT. 😡
Darth Vader: I am not you're daddy.
Puke: Hunh?
Darth Vader: No, but I did pimp your mother.
Puke: WHAT?
Darth Vader: This pimpin, I regret, I should have joined the Fresco/Fresca force Puke.
*APPLAUSE*
Originally spoken by a great PIMP President
I did not inhale but she did swallow!