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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

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Ladies from your personal experience have you ever used Cocoa Butter for stretch marks and saw results? :confused

I am a curious person by nature, so I am interested in knowing something from all my CF women because women do have a lot of knowledge, accept for few who are cursed :shush What exactly do you all look for in a man? What do you expect from a man? And what do you think about the men of our...

How about those men who never shut the fuk up they go on and on and on talking about absolutly nothing reminding us why we choose to stay single or those men we purposly turn off so they wont approach us. Or how about those men who bitch and moan about everything yet do nothing to make a...

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill...

PART 2...... One again i have to shout out all these beautiful ladies of cf.....when are yall going to put out a calendar of the ladies of CF.......:fkinaman

Hey ladies ok I am still working on a club to go to I havent heard anything interesting about any clubs but I am still looking into it but if ya know of something good jumpng off let me know. We as I said could go to Chillies food is great or Gonzalez & Gonzalez where the food is great the...

Ok sitting home bored yet again on another weekend and I realized my ass needs to get out an do something so I wanted to see what ladies would be down to get together for ladies night I am not into clubbing but I ned to do soething where I can have some fun so how about meeting up havng dinner...

Cbug's Hi-Energy Memorial MiX (click here) - This one should bring back tall memories for some of you. This is my most popular cd and it was the most difficult to mix on my tables....that's because most of the songs have beats that change tempo on you when you least expect it. Anyway, hope you...

Ladies, you kno0w you are desperate to date a bad boy when you watch Americas Most Wanted every Saturday. "He is fine. He just murdered his infant son and sliced his ex wife to death. I want him!!"

Just a little advice to all the ladies who use hormonal birth control. Make sure you read the side-affect and take the warnings very seriously. Report any side effects immediately to your doctor. I was on the Depo-Provera shot for 3 years after my daughter was born. My family's medical history...

I wanted to make sure all of ya knew how important it is to drink at least a glass of water before sex and to pee right after you've had sex. THis is very important and a lot of women arent aware that they shold.

Three Ladies Three ladies are having tea and talking about life. "I think my husband is having an affair" says the first "I found a pair of panties in his jacket pocket". "What did you do" the second lady asked? "I went into his office over the weekend and I stapled them to his office door...

I Have No Sense Of Fashion, Help Me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't Know Whats Good Or Bad Help!!!!!!!!!

I was watching a show on discovery health channel last night. A woman went to a salon where they do different types of waxing. Well, this woman went in and had a process done called "anal bleaching". The salon employee waxed the woman's butt, not the outside, cheek area, but the "inside"...

I have extremely curly hair that I am sick of. If I wear it straight it's curls back up with in 15 minute of straighten it. I was thinking of shaving it and buying a wig but I figure I will ask ya first if you have any suggestions. :rafro *Side Note* Those with beautiful perfect straight...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet...

this is to let you know that in my opinion. not only cute but beautiful your beauty radiates from the inside out. you give a guy like me a ray of hope

How would ya feel if a Bill was passed barring women from direct ground combat. I ask because that is what they are in the process of doing. It would basically put into law a Pentegon Plicy from 1994 that prohibits female troops in all four service branches from serving in units below brigade...