Vinss-T
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i was snooping around my dad's den when i came across a huge magazine from a doctor's converence. in it were some weird jokes that were probably translated from vietnamese to english...
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
When a man opens the door of his car to his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or his wife is new.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters (this is no typo!). They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
also it listed these signs (from foreign countries) that had been very poorly translated to english:
WHEN A PASSENGER OF FOOT HAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE, TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR. 😱
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF CHAMBERMAID.
HERE FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN.
PEPSI BRINGS YOUR ANCESTORS BACK FROM THE GRAVE.
PRESIDENT CARTER ABANDONED THE US. HE LUSTED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT LIFE IN POLAND. HE DESIRES THE POLES CARNALLY. THE PRESIDENT WAS PLEASED TO BE HERE IN POLAND GRASPING YOUR PRIVATE PARTS.
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
ALL THE WATER IN THIE HOTEL HAS BEEN PASSED BY THE MANAGER.
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
When a man opens the door of his car to his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or his wife is new.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters (this is no typo!). They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
also it listed these signs (from foreign countries) that had been very poorly translated to english:
WHEN A PASSENGER OF FOOT HAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE, TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR. 😱
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF CHAMBERMAID.
HERE FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN.
PEPSI BRINGS YOUR ANCESTORS BACK FROM THE GRAVE.
PRESIDENT CARTER ABANDONED THE US. HE LUSTED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT LIFE IN POLAND. HE DESIRES THE POLES CARNALLY. THE PRESIDENT WAS PLEASED TO BE HERE IN POLAND GRASPING YOUR PRIVATE PARTS.
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
ALL THE WATER IN THIE HOTEL HAS BEEN PASSED BY THE MANAGER.