MARKLUVZCYNTHIA
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What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight.
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tear-jerker.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
What's the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.
What do you call kids born in a whorehouse?
Brothel sprouts.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don't need your partner if you've got a good hand.
Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
& my personal favorite...
Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?
Goes-in-tight.
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tear-jerker.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
What's the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.
What do you call kids born in a whorehouse?
Brothel sprouts.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don't need your partner if you've got a good hand.
Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
& my personal favorite...
Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?
