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CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL
> LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -
> SIGN-UP BY JULY 28th
> CLASSES BASED ON THEIR LEVEL OF
> COMPLEXITY AND LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY,
>
> EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.
>
> TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
> STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.
>
> TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.
>
> TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF
LIFTING
THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP
PRACTICE.
>
> TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND
THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.
>
> TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY
LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.
>
> TOPIC 6 -
> LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.
>
> TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS,
> STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE
HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.
>
> TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH:
> BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. GRAPHICS AND
AUDIO TAPE.
>
> TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. REAL LIFE
TESTIMONIALS.
>
> TOPIC 10 -
> IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS?
> DRIVING SIMULATION.
>
> TOPIC 11 -
> LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.
>
> TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION! RELAXATION
EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.
>
> TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY:
> REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, AND OTHER IMPORTANT DATES
AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
> CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED. UPON
COMPLETION OF THE COURSE.
>
> DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
> LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -
> SIGN-UP BY JULY 28th
> CLASSES BASED ON THEIR LEVEL OF
> COMPLEXITY AND LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY,
>
> EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.
>
> TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
> STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.
>
> TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.
>
> TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF
LIFTING
THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP
PRACTICE.
>
> TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND
THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.
>
> TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY
LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.
>
> TOPIC 6 -
> LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.
>
> TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS,
> STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE
HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.
>
> TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH:
> BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. GRAPHICS AND
AUDIO TAPE.
>
> TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. REAL LIFE
TESTIMONIALS.
>
> TOPIC 10 -
> IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS?
> DRIVING SIMULATION.
>
> TOPIC 11 -
> LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.
>
> TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION! RELAXATION
EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.
>
> TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY:
> REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, AND OTHER IMPORTANT DATES
AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
> CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED. UPON
COMPLETION OF THE COURSE.
>
> DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
