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ChuckD said:
Hello Italo512!

Thank you for your question.

You are a day late, and a dollar short. In the recent past, there was a freestyle show there. It was a new school affair if I remember correctly.

Although A.C. is a city for gambles, no promoter wants to gamble on the success of a freestyle show there.
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Sexyangel329 said:
Dear Uncle Arther lol i havethis friend who annoys the shit out of me how can I ell them to fuk off nicely ll
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Hello SexyAngel329.

Thanks for your question.

There is no nice way you can tell them this. What I suggest is before each meeting, eat a large can of beans.

After a while, the friend will disappear.
 
Dear unkie chuck.

i am extremly bored and about to pull my hair out... can u please give me some advice as in what to do ?...


Yours truly,

DiaMoND GiRL
 
italo512 said:
chuck why does diamond girl make me feel,like fire when she is near????
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:confused... shit... unkie chuck has to answer that one, cuz i dont know... 😛
 
DiaMoND_GiRL said:
Dear unkie chuck.

i am extremly bored and about to pull my hair out... can u please give me some advice as in what to do ?...


Yours truly,

DiaMoND GiRL
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dear Diamond Girl,

Thank you for your question.


You can blame MTV and their quick edit styles for your short attention span, which makes it difficult to focus.

Since you are pulling your hair out, I suggest you continue to do that. It will grow back soon enough, and then you can macrame the hair you pulled out into a lovely planter for family member's birthday.
 
rbonuc29 said:
chuck

what are the chances of seeing a comet tonight over middle sex county?
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Rbonuc29,

thanks for your question.

The chances of seeing a comet over Middle Sex county are about zero. Since it is raining, and there are dense clouds, it will never happen.

However, since the 4th of July is this weekend, the chances of seeing fireworks during sex is very high.
 
italo512 said:
chuck why does diamond girl make me feel,like fire when she is near????
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Dear Italo512

Thanks for your question.

Diamond girl is one hot mamma. However, since you two have not met, I doubt it is her doing this to you.

It seems to me that you have some sort of itchy itchy rash. I suggest a trip to the drug store to buy an over the counter topical cream.
 
rbonuc29 said:
chuck

what kills mice faster than cats?
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RBonuc29

Thanks for your question.

Cats will often play with mice before the kill takes place. I would place bets on a scared woman with a broom.
 
This is the BEST thread Yet!! Chuck you are a genious! Anyway, almighty one, are we gonna have good weather this weekend? Should we drive down to the shore or is traffic gonna be horrible..Inquring minds need to know!
 
italo512 said:
how bout preparation h
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Italo512,

Thank you for your question.

Prep H is to reduce swelling, not stop itching. Little know fact, because it reduces swelling, some models will apply Prep H. to the bags under their eyes, to make them disappear.

This explains why supermodels can act like sh*theads.
 
ChuckD said:
Italo512,

Thank you for your question.

Prep H is to reduce swelling, not stop itching. Little know fact, because it reduces swelling, some models will apply Prep H. to the bags under their eyes, to make them disappear.

This explains why supermodels can act like sh*theads.
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