A little demented X-Mas song

[Brklyn345]

Hey all...hope everyone is having a happy and safe holiday, and above all, a healthy one. Unfortunately for me, I got the same thing this year for Christmas that I had last year: THE FLU!!! And in my flu induced delirium I came up with something that would best be described as Deck The Halls on crack LOL!!

DECK MY BALLS WITH POISON IVY
FALALALALA LALA LA LA
TIS THE SEASON TO BE WHOREY
FALALALALA LALA LA LA
I LOOK GOOD IN GAY APPAREL
FALALA LALALA LA LA LA
HOLY SHIT, THE MULE TIED CAROL!
FALALALALA LALA LA LA

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

[Enigma]

:shush

 

[ChuckD]

My friend Barrie from work and I came up with this version to "The Christmas Song" which starts with the line....."chestnuts roasting on an open fire".....


Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Your girl, ripping at your clothes,
filthy lyrics being sung by 2 Live Crew
And folks dressed up like skanky ho's.
Ev'rybody knows they snort the cocaine through their nose
to help to make them feel alright.
sneaky guys with their eyes all aglow
Will try real hard to creep tonight.

They know that Santa's on his way.
He's loaded sex toys and goodies on his sleigh.
And ev'ry mother's child is gonna spy
To try and learn some tricks they will wanna try.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To peeps who all just want to screw
Although it's been said many times many ways,
"Use a condom, or two."

 

[Enigma]

LOL ChuckD!!! 😀

 

[sweetheart]

LMAO!!! :lol