i am the winner. your fat and ugly and bold. i am a decent build, hot and lots of hair. result: i get can get laid when ever i want and you cant. you are a loser, uncle fester. hope to see you soon!!
how does it feel to be fat and ugly, FERNANDO? YOU CAN SAY WHAT EVER YOU WANT. EVERYONE KNOWS ME IN THIS SITE. NO ONE HAS EVER MET YOU. I GUESS THEY WOULDNT LET YOU OUT AT FEEDING TIME. ENJOY THE PEANUTS!
OK, LETS RUN DOWN MY LIST OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME AND HAVE MET ME IN HERE...... JOHNNY BUDZ, JACK G, SAM K, SPIRAL, BIG MARC, ANTHONY, NYASIA, LEGIT, ARTIE, WILLIE V, NELSON FFWD CRUZ, NAYO..(WAIT....CANT SAY HER NAME)RIO,LEE, MARIA, PETE FROM DOS RECORDS......SHALL I GO ON? OR AM I MAKING YOU JEALOUS? CAN YOU COUNT ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON BOTH YOUR HANDS? OR DO YOU NEED A CALCULATOR? I GUESS I SHOT DOWN ANOTHER ONE OF YOU FLAWED THEORIES!
FERNANDO SPEWED:
You live under the impression that when you speak everyone will listen and side with you
TO SUM IT UP, THEY ALL KNOW ME. NO ONE GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOUR KING BUNDY PHYSIQUE AND EVEN UGLIER FACE. CAN YOU TELL ME THAT SOMONE, ONE DAY, WILL ACTUALLY WANT TO KISS THAT UGLY ASS FACE OF YOURS? IM SURE IF SOMEONE FEELS REALLY BAD OR YOU PAY THEM ENOUGH THEY WILL.
I NEED SOME ORANGES, CAN YOU SEND SOME TO ME? I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE QUITE A BIT LEFT FROM LAST NIGHTS WORK. GOD, I CANT EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ACTUALLY HAD TO LIFT A FINGER. THE ONLY MANUEL LABOR I COULD OF IMAGINED DOING WAS FAXING OVER PLANS TO OTHER ARCHITECTS. THAT CAN BE QUITE STRENUOUS. GET A LIFE SON!!! DIET AND PUT A BAG ON YOUR HEAD, IT SHOULD IMPROVE YOUR LOOKS.
ITS OVER JOHNNY!!! I AM SICK OF RIDICULING HIM. I MEAN, COME ON.....HES FAT AND UGLY. THATS ENOUGH PUNISHMENT FOR ANY SOUL. I MIGHT SEE IN THE PAPER TOMORROW "ORANGE SELLER COMMITS SUICIDE ON THE SANTA MONICA FREEWAY DUE TO HIS UGLYSELF PITY". HE CAN SAY ANYTHING HE WANTS, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS ME!!!
I KNOW I CANT SEEM TO GET OFF THE TOPIC OF FERNANDO, BUT I GUESS ITS LIKE HOW WE ALL TAKE INTEREST IN THE WEIRD AND UNEXPLAINABLE. FOR INSTANCE, THE ELPHANT MAN AND UFO'S. WE NOW HAVE "FERNAND0". HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO BOLD? WHERE DID YOUR HAIR GO? IS IT ON YOUR MOTHERS BACK? WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY? WAS IT YOUR MOMS FAILED ABORTION AT THE ZOO WITH A CLOTHESHANGER? HOW WAS IT GROWING UP WITH AN ELEPHANT AS YOUR DAD? CAN YOU TELL US WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID......WITH A HUMAN? I NOTICE YOU HAVE BEEN AVOIDING THESE QUESTIONS OF LATELY.EXCUSE, I HAVE TO GO AND BLOWDRY MY HAIR......TRY NOT TO BE TOO ENVIOUS OF ME. DONT HATE ME BECAUSE IM HANDSOME.
He obviously has more time on his hands to devote himself to this since he doesn't spend any time in front of a mirror or combing his hair. All his insults towards us won't change his looks any. Hey Johnny B, Jack G, can we get a Fernando Fund going and collect money to help him get some plastic surgery???? Or at least some Rogaine and Dexatrim? Fernando goes and insults DIANE and MYSELF.WE tried to help him out.
You should've left diane out of this while you had a chance......But you don't for some reason. You must be obsessed with diane. I can't say I blame you. It's time to realize you're not in grade school any more. Hitting, hair pulling and insulting girls doesn't get them to like you.
(1) You are an idiot whose rationale is dependent upon intimidation tactics.
(2) You often contradict yourself by saying you will be doing this and then doing the opposite.
(3) You are a b!tch who can't stand on his own two feet. You get your dysfunctional a$$ handed to you, by me, and you are thus forced to resort to b!tch-a$$ tactics, such as calling all your friends (all three of them) in order to help you gang up on me: didn't work.
(4) None of the artists you mentioned knowing have come to your rescue, which is not to say that you never met them, only that you don't matter enough to them for them to come to your rescue. Oh, yeah, you need someone to rescue you. The more you have posted, the more you have shown your stupidity: You are up to your neck in a pile of bullsh!t perpetuated by your irrational, illogical, and feebleminded behavior.
(5) I have it from a very reliable source (somebody who has followed this thread closely), that you only know three low-end FreeStyle artists, so you're deluding yourself into thinking you are a significant part of the FreeStyle industry. You are nothing more than a fan, like most of us here. The way you rant and rave about "I know him, and I know her" only serves to make you look like the FreeStyle leech and groupie you truly are.
(6) You live in a world of your own creation, circa 1988, in which you think it is still okay to label yourself a "guido." In reality, that term went out with your hairstyle, about 13 years ago. It is now 2001--wake up and smell your bad breath. Times have changed. Maybe it's still not too late for you to save up some money from your fast-food job and get yourself a current, non-dysfunctional identity.
By the way, you are not a "guido," as you like to kid yourself: You are "Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido"--born to be stupid at all times and bi-sexual at others.
(7) While I may be bald (please notice the correct way of spelling this word: It is NOT spelled "bold," as your imbecile a$$ thinks), I can always let my hair grow--I choose to don this look because it works for me. Also, I may not be as "small" as you (in every sense of the word), but I can always drop some weight. You, on the other hand, cannot do much about your situation. I mean, seriously, do you still think getting a brain transplant is a safe procedure? Science has not progressed enough to make this delicate operation feasible...so, basically, you are f*cked.
- Fernando Benitez from San Diego, CA -
P.S. It should now be apparent to anyone who has followed this thread why you might harbor ill will against Mexicans--this one, once again, just handed you your a$$ on a silver platter. You have my permission to pawn the platter and try to buy yourself a new identity because you need ALL the help you can get.
MAY HAIRSTYLE IS RATHER CURRENT, CANT SAY MUCH ABOUT YOUR FATHEAD!!! I GUESS FAT AND UGLY IS IN, HUH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I DONT THINK YOU CHOSE TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD, YOUR AN UGLY ASS NO MATTER WHAT WAY YOU LOO AT IT.
LOW LEVEL FREESTYLE FRIENDS??????? DID ALL OF YOU HEAR THAT? I RATHER THEM NOT COME TO MY AIDE BUT BELIEVE YOU ME, THEY WILL NOW YOU KNOW. I GUESS ILL SEE ALL MY "LOWE LEVEL" FREESTYLE FRIENDS TONIGHT AT BACKDRAFTS. WHAT WILL YOU DO TONIGHT? PICK UP SOME WHORES AGAIN AND TRY TO GET LAID? YOUR FAT AND UGLY!
WHY DONT YOU JOIN US, UNCLE FESTER? WE NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE FUN OF THE WHOLE NIGHT!! IM SURE IF THERE A TELLY SEVALLES CONTEST THERE YOU WOULD WIN!! ILL LEAVE YOURE LITTLE CHILD MOLESTING PERSONA ALONE NOW. I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUN NIGHT ALL BY YOURSELF!!! CAN YOU COME OVER AND MOW MY LAWN? ILL PAY YOU WHAT YOU GET A WEEK.....A WHOLE $5!!! ISNT THAT NEAT? DONT SPEND IT ALL ON ONE WHORE!! STOP BEING SO JEALOUS OF WHO I KNOW......I WANT EVERYONE TO REMEBER HIS WORDS.......
FERNANDO'S QUOTE:
that you only know three low-end FreeStyle artists
NELSON, LEGIT, ARTIE, NYASIA, WILLIE.......CAN YOU CALL THIS MAN A "MAN"?
EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BLOW DRY MY HAIR FOR TONIGHTS FRIDAY NIGHT FESTIVITY!!!! HAVE FUN WITH "LEFTY" FERNANDO!!! YOU ARE A LOSER, KILL YOURSELF ALL READY. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING.....SERIOUSLY, AND DONT AVOID THE ANSWERS:
1. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID?
2. WHAT SPECIES WAS IT?
3. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY (IF APPLICABLE TO QUESTION #2)
PLEASE ANSWER THESE IN A BRIEF CONTEXT SO NOT TO GET US SICK.