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fernando......i see your the specialist on retarted people. is that the result of your entire family jistory tree as a result of them being retarted?? a "typo" is a spelling error, you dumb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. wrong again. i am not even going to continue this for you are a low life scum, if a woman has to insult you and you fight back, you have no morals. im sorry, but your a loser. fernando, crawl back under your rock and just die. it will do us a world of good. or better yet, just kill yourself, its much quiker. no one will miss you.
 
like i said, fernando, lay off the mother jokes, ive been on yours all night. she cleans my home, by the way. that is where you get the extra milk money. havent you ever realized that? no one adores you. face it. you are a spineless jellyfish with no scrouples. you will never amount to anything nor will you ever get laid. im sorry to break it to you like that, but its the truth. its for your own good. why are you so jealous of me? get off my persona and build one of your own. better yet, ill mail you a a few dollars so you can buy yourself a life. im sure they are pretty cheap out there in the ghetto you live in. noice no one comes to your defense ever sicne you began ranting away on a woman? why dont you start on GOD now? im sure people will love you even more. and who is your "golden boy?" does he shower himself with urine all the time thus the name? like i sadi, i know these are a lot of questions so take them one at a time. breathe in, then breathe out. if that doesnt work, go take your ridilin. how was the "lady of the night" you had?
 
FERNANDO'S DATES:

DATE: GOODNIGHT, SHALL I WALK YOU TO THE BOARDER?

FERNANDO: YOU STUPID BITCH!! STOP HUMPING MY LEG!! THESE ARE NEW JORDACHE JEANS I JUST GOT FROM THE SALVATION ARMY!! MY BROTHER, JOSE IS THE JANITOR THERE, YOU KNOWS? BUT CAN I GET GOODNIGHT LICK, UM, ER, I MEAN KISS?

DATE: HELL NO!! YOUR UGLY AND DONT EVEN OPEN THE CAR DOOR FOR ME!! OH, MY BAD, I FORGOT, THE DOORS FELL OFF WHEN YOU TRIED SNEAKING IN THE DRIVE IN MOVIES OVER THE SPIKES.

FERNANDO: WELL SCREW YOU BITCH!!! I HAVE PAID MORE FOR NOT HAVING SEX WITH PROFESSIONALS!

FERNANDO OTHER DATES......HMMMMMM.....I WONDER IF THEY CAN TYPE? H0W DO THEY GET THIER PAWS TO HIT THE KEYBOARD? LETS SEE A PICTURE OF YOU AND ONE OF YOUR PETS, I MEAN DATES. EVERYONE KNOW DIANE AND I ON THIS SITE. WE NEVER SEEN YOU. IS THERE A REASON FOR THAT, ELEPHANT MAN?

FERNANDO'S JOD:

"ILLEGAL ALIEN" BY GENESIS
 
Did your parents have any kids who weren't born with defects?

NO, BUT I HAD A RETARTED KID WITH SOME MEXICAN LADY FROM CALI AND SHE NAMED HIM "Fernando Benitez". YOU MIGHT NOW HIM.

I THINK ITS TIME YOU PUT DOWN THE WEBSTERS DICTIONARY BECAUSE YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF WORDS TO USE.

I AM A CAREFUL OBSERVER TOO OF PEOPLES WORDS AND LET ME TELL YOU MY CONCLUSION OF YOUR SAD AND MISERABLE LIFE:

YOU WERE SEVERELY BEATEN BY YOUR PARENTS AND RIDICULED BY FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND MADE TO BE INFERIOR BY ALL THE WOMEN YOU PAYED/DATED THEREFORE YOUR ACTIONS BOUGHT HERE BY YOURSELF REFLECT YOUR INABILITY TO COMMUNICATE WITH OTHERS, ESPECIALLY ONES WITH A HIGHER IQ THAN YOURSELF. TO TOP THAT OFF, YOU CANT GET LAID,WHICH RESULTS IN PUTTING DOWN FEMALES. HOLD ON.....LATE BREAKING NEWS ON FERNANDO..........

ATTENTION TO ALL THE "FREE" LADIES IN HERE ABOUT FERNANDO:
THIS GUY IS NOT YOUR TYPE. HE IS NOT ANYONES TYPE. THINK ABOUT IT: WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH A SCUM THAT ENJOYS TO STOOP TO THE LEVEL OF A SLEAZE BALL AND INSULT WOMEN? THINK ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF YOU WENT OUT WITH HIM AND HE FOUGHT WITH YOU. THINK HOW BAD IT MAY GET BEING THAT YOU MAY BE IN HIS PRESENCE OR WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM WORK SELLING HIS ORANGES AND HAVING A BAD DAY AND TAKING IT OUT ON YOU.
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I JUST SAW WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE BRO!!! DAM YOU UGLY!!!! YOUR FAT AND BOLD TOO!!!! I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!!!! WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU!?!?!?!?! YOU ARE A JOKE!! YOU LOOK LIKE UNCLE FESTER!!!! YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR FAT HEAD OFF YOUR WEBSITE, IT SCARES PEOPLE!!!
I WOULD RECOMMEND "ROGAINE" BUT THAT DOESNT SOLVE YOUR UGLINESS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE? SERIOUSLY? YOU ARE BUTT UGLY!! YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT WAS PICKED OUT A LINEUP FOR MOLESTING LITTLE BOYS. YOU UGLY!! NO WONDER WHY YOU ARE SO INSULTING. YOUR JUST PLAIN UGLY. THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU ARE SO QUIK TO INSULT OTHERS. YOU MUST WRITE DOWN ALL THE INSULTS THAT ARE TOLD TO YOU AND MERELY USE THEM ON OTHERS THAT ABOVE YOU. WELL, IM GOING OUT NOW, SAY HELLO TO COUSIN IT !!!!!! DA-DA-DA-DA--CHI-CHI!!
 
AFTER CAREFULLY LOOKIN AT FERNANDO'S MUG SHOT (TRYING TO TO SPEW MY BREAKFAST) I COME TO THE INEVITABLE CONCLUSION THAT HE HAS A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE. A MOTHER OF WHAT SPECIES........I HAVENT GOT A CLUE!!! PERHAPS SOMETHING FROMT HE APE GENRE.
 
I give Golden Boy all the credit for this entertainment....he's the one who started this thread...and the poor guy just wanted to know about Retro 80 !!!!

I got Fernando ahead on my score card too. Kenny, you're losing points because of your CAPS.

**DING DING....next round !
 
AS FOR FERNANDO BEING NICE TO DIANE, SPIRAL, I DONT THINK HE IS CAPABLE OF TREATING ANY WOMAN WITH COMMON RESPECT. INSTEAD, HE RESORTS TO ATTACKING THIER CHASTE.
 
The beating continues.

I will now use the poor ba$tard's own words, along with a little Web savvy, to show him as the true idiot he was born to be:

(1) "fernando......i see your the specialist on retarted people. is that the result of your entire family jistory tree as a result of them being retarted??"

--> Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido's use of the word "retarted" (not once, but twice during the same post) is testament to the fact he has serious issues with the proper use of the English language, its punctuation, and convention on how to correctly edit it. Perhaps his deficiency in fully grasping the language's acceptable use stems from his wretched family's immigrant background and deficient mental capacity. My ancestors, on the other hand, inhabited this continent before Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido's parents coupled and gave birth to his faulty essence.

By the way, what the hell is a "jistory"? All I know is that the "gist of this story" is that Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido couldn't be any stupider if he tried.

(2) "a 'typo' is a spelling error, you dumb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."

--> Typo is actually short for typographical mistake, something which not only plagues his writing but also serves to refute the claim that he graduated early from high school. I seriously doubt that the seven years Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido spent in those special education classes (along with the other students who wore bibs and relieved themselves in diapers) would qualify as having graduated early. Perhaps he was referring to his early graduation from the Barnum & Bailey Clown College:

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Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido is the one on the far left, in the back row--before he cut his hair and assumed his Dumb A$$ Guido role.

(3) "I THINK ITS TIME YOU PUT DOWN THE WEBSTERS DICTIONARY BECAUSE YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF WORDS TO USE."

--> I don't believe Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido even owns a dictionary. The only dictionary to which he has access is the "dick-tionary" between the legs of his hermaphroditic lover.

I can do more damage in one succinct post than Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido could ever hope to do in his pathetic lifetime. He is the perfect example of why some species of mammals kill their own young.

- Fernando Benitez from San Diego, CA -

P.S. Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido, don't you find it ironic how a Mexican, such as myself, just handed you your nitwit a$$ on a silver platter?
 
Here is a current picture...

Here is a current picture of Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido so you can compare for yourself how little he has changed in appearance since graduating from Clown College:

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Notice the thick, gold-plated chain, wannabe Italian mafioso coif, and the glazed look typical of mentally deficient individuals.

- Fernando Benitez from San Diego, CA -

P.S. ...and the beating continues.
 
Good stuff!

I hope everyone is getting a kick out of these two guys going toe to toe. I've never seen anything like it! It's the Leonard vs. Hearns of the new century! In the end they should shake hands and call it a forum. ( I prefer they go at it!) Anyways proceed...
 
im not even gonna continue. i know i won. i feel really bad for fernando. hes just all alone. hes fat, bald and disgusting. im sorry uncle fester, im hot and your not. face it. your are one ugly mother f*cker. thats it, thats the bottom line. you can go around in circles by talking the same crap you have for days but my final words are "your fat and ugly and will never get laid." your a disgrace to your family and thank God you will not continue your family name. the bllod line stops at ugly people and you sure take first prize. ever try the hair club for men?
 
hey fernando, why dont you show the rest of my picture? with diane and tka? are you to busy masturbating to dianes pic? i know thats the closest youll ever get! as for the clown pic, stop posting up your family portraits on this site. it is an improvement from the uncle fester pic we all see on your ugly ass site. i like the way you have easy access to clowns. is that your second obsession? when you have sex (i presume that is what you call what you engage in) do you put on the makeup and say "spank me, jester! stick it in my fat ass") as for all the others.....ill see you tonight at backdrafts!!!!! het fernando, why dont you come down you fat loser? im sure we can get you. no fat or ugly people allowed!!!
 
i dont have anything against mexicans either, FERNANDO. just your fat ugly ass. i think they are hard workers. my lawn hasnt looked better!! hows the orange selling? i here its pretty rough selling them on such a lonely corner. thank you again for posting my pic! i havent looked any better! i had a blast that day!! johnny budz, was i burnt or what?!?!?!
 
i may do typos (let me explain it, i dont proof read what i type, i just sent it. i dont waste my time. jack never told me about it when i last saw him. perhaps he will tonight.) but at least my face doesnt look like a melon!!! your ugly!! when you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit ever dam branch!! how does it feel goin through life as ugly as you? i have to know, i want to know what the less fortunate feel like. lata uncle fester!!
 
You didn't win sh!t.

Kenny Da Dumb A$$ Guido,

The point of this whole verbal duel was to show your stupidity, which was not hard to do. You gave me all the ammunition I needed. You have proclaimed yourself the winner, correct? The sky must be a nice pink color in your fantasy world because, in the real world, you didn't win sh!t. I have f*cked you up quite badly. I left you in such bad shape that you struggled to reply. Your comebacks were hurried and puerile, your retorts lame, and your insults stale. You live under the impression that when you speak everyone will listen and side with you. You must still be on the pipe to believe such bullsh!t. You made an idiot out of yourself the very first time you posted in this thread. You can't help it; you were born that way, and your parents are to blame. It is now quite apparent that their coupling was an ill-advised endeavor. Just look at the mutant they created. You have no hope of ever accomplishing more in this life than you already have, which is not much at all. It's just lucky for you that this country will always need manual laborers, or else, I fear, you would be forced to, once again, don that pretty little sundress you used to wear for your former sugar daddy. Arguing against you and winning is akin to falling out of an airplane and hitting the ground: Inevitable.

- Fernando Benitez from San Diego, CA -

P.S. Just to make sure you get the crux of what I just said: You are the king idiot of this online community.
 
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