™FR3ESTYLEKING'S OFFICIAL JOKEBOOK

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???🙄??? Tis was a joke!!!!!! 😛



U MAKE ME WANNA........... DOODLE 😉 LMAO
 
Is this one better? (LOL)

<Three Dumb Hunters>

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"
 
What does P.M.S. really stand for? (LOL)

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13.) Psychotic Mood Shift

12.) Pack My Stuff

11.) Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

10.) Perpetual Munching Spree

9.) Puffy Mid-Section

8.) People Make Me Sick

7.) Provide Me with Sweets

6.) Pardon My Sobbing

5.) Pimples May Surface

4.) Pass My Sweatpants

3.) Pissy Mood Syndrome

2.) Plainly Men Suck














And The Number One Is:

1.) Pass My Shotgun
 
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