MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN
OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH.
A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.
"NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, "ARE
MY TESTICLES BLACK?"
EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T
KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET."
HE...