Your Group

🤖 AI Summary

No AI summary has been generated for this thread yet.
The MARI CONS debut single - sung (with all of them in drag) to the tune of WHY YOU WANNA GO? By Fascination:

And I know that you need me
and I see that you want me
From that bulge in your thighs
and I know you're gonna be surprised - oh!

Why you call me ho
Why you wanna say that I'm easy
Why you call me ho
Why you wanna say that I'm easy
Why you call me ho
Why you wanna say that I'm easy
Why you call me ho
oh no my love ain't free....

which leads to them starring in a remake of the classic 50's sitcom "Leave It To Beaver" on TvLand - only the Mari Cons version is called "Leave it - It's Beaver!"
 
damianwild said:
The MARI CONS debut single - sung (with all of them in drag) to the tune of WHY YOU WANNA GO? By Fascination:

And I know that you need me
and I see that you want me
From that bulge in your thighs
and I know you're gonna be surprised - oh!

Why you call me ho
Why you wanna say that I'm easy
Why you call me ho
Why you wanna say that I'm easy
Why you call me ho
Why you wanna say that I'm easy
Why you call me ho
oh no my love ain't free....

which leads to them starring in a remake of the classic 50's sitcom "Leave It To Beaver" on TvLand - only the Mari Cons version is called "Leave it - It's Beaver!"

:losmile

Meal time shots of the show will NOT show any seafood. No fish for us. Lots of sausage.
 
ROFFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I dunno bout you guys! Either you're really really demented or just bored!

:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
GREAT SONG CHUCK!!!! LMAO!!! You know that song is gonna sweep next years Grammys!!! I can see it now: performances on Regis & Kelly, Jimmy Kimmel, Oprah, Madison Square Garden, and we'll be so great that we'll get Yanni banned from the Acropolis!!!! :dancingb
 
We just need to work on the dance moves.

CompanyB is used to performing onstage, so he is the lead singer, and the rest are back up.

All eyes will be on US!
 
ChuckD said:
My group....

Company B., Tank Truck, Calito's Way, Bklyn345, and ChuckD.

ClubFreestyle's alternate lifestyle hunks......

our name.











The Mari Cons

Don't 4get to add DJ SpeedFighter to ya group! LOL!
 
Well.. even tho Im a girl, Im BIG time in sports.. So I'd have to group myself w/ some of the boyz in here..: NuJerz2001 (soon to be 2005) lol, Mike4949, JoeD
 
My group will be: By the way Diddy; My group will get made!!

The Sweetness

Sweetheart
MzCrazybtch/Nina
Naya
Freestygal

Great Dance/Freestyle, R&B, Pop group, and a little Reggeton and DC GoGo!!

There first song will be the Freestyle like song the MTB 3 Girls did: You Can't Do What I Do.
 
hmmm well I don't know if I can count 4 other lesbians from the board (not around enough tknow everyones orientation) but I will give my own lil answer to the "p***y is poison" anthem! :dgrin

**clears throat**

Take a damn good look at me
no I don't want a man
so stop the *smooch smooch* "hey, mami"
& try to understand

life is what you make it
& I choose to make mine bright
don't watch if you can't take it
& we'll all be quite alright

Penis is a poison
& that's all I have to say
life is better eating chicken
it's the better way to lay

I take the train, don't need a car
And I buy my own damn clothes
I do exactly what I want
To cock I just say no

Sometimes I'm hanging with the boys
Usually Queens like chuck
Sometimes I'll buy some kinky toys
But it's not a guy I'll ****

Cause..

Penis is a poison
& that's all I have to say
life is better eating chicken
it's the better way to lay

*rap interlude*

life is much better when you don't suck dick
'cause penises are ugly & their juices make you sick
& no I'll never have to see
another toilet filled with pee
Cause those men they just can't aim
& the sex is mostly lame
Oh & just to let you know
If men stopped licking just the hole
Oral would be great
& the whole world would be straight
So thank you boys for being bad
For her taste was the best I ever had!!!!
(yeah, you know who I meant...)

Penis is a poison
& that's all I have to say
life is better eating chicken
it's the better way to lay

:listen
 
lmao

Well, I know that Reneè here is a lesbain, you could be a new duo, like Sequal.

call yourselves.....Sappho.
 
LMFAOOOOO You guys are FREAKIN TALENTED!!! The lyrics to your songs are too much!!! LMAOOOOO....
 
Back
Top