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I hate when I go to use the bathroom at work, and the women there don't wipe the seat after they use it.......... :mad Grant it, I don't sit on NOBODY'S toilet but my own but damn even squatting creates some splatters right? Wipe the sh*t! It's your piss!
 
Oh, the worst are the bathroom's in the gas station! And don't forget at home, when the men can't aim to save their life, and then on top of it, if the house is chilly and I'm half asleep. Someone here mentioned to put some Cheerios in the bowl and have 'em aim for the Cheerios.:whistle
 
Dianita said:
Oh, the worst are the bathroom's in the gas station! And don't forget at home, when the men can't aim to save their life, and then on top of it, if the house is chilly and I'm half asleep. Someone here mentioned to put some Cheerios in the bowl and have 'em aim for the Cheerios.:whistle
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:lol That's why I'm such a b*tch when it comes to the bathroom. I'm like an inspector. It better be up to par too. Or I go off on all males in the house! :lol
 
Ewwww! :crap

I hate public restrooms lol Thank goodness I have a great bladder to hold and contain myself and if not I pee in a corner on some desolate place lmao

But seriously I'm always afraid someone's germs might go through my pee hole and I don't want Mr. Johnson to rot! :shush
 
Enigma said:
Ewwww! :crap

I hate public restrooms lol Thank goodness I have a great bladder to hold and contain myself and if not I pee in a corner on some desolate place lmao

But seriously I'm always afraid someone's germs might go through my pee hole and I don't want Mr. Johnson to rot! :shush
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Super Plátano Man said:
Ewwww! :crap

I hate public restrooms lol Thank goodness I have a great bladder to hold and contain myself and if not I pee in a corner on some desolate place lmao

But seriously I'm always afraid someone's germs might go through my pee hole and I don't want Mr. Johnson to rot! :shush
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Do most men really name their thingy? I'm just curious...I named my b/f's Juanito and then afterwards we saw it on a movie on Telemundo or Univision that some guy also named his Juanito, and thought I had gotten the idea from the movie, but I had never seen it before...I said no it just looked like a Juanito...and how does a latino wind up with anglo body parts? Just curious.....???:whistle
 
Dianita said:
Do most men really name their thingy?
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Never had..until my ex-girl friend came up with Johnson lmao I found it so funny. :lol
 
Uh-oh, so that seems to be our fault...It's does come in handy talking in code...I tell you though it was the funniest thing. I just named it Juanito and then we saw that movie and the guy was having a little problem waking it up and he starts talking to Juanito to wake up, and OMG, I turned probably as red as I am now..cause the funny thing is the first time he kissed he was wearing this Nascar Viagra shirt and I used to tease him about it all the time.

Too bad you didn't do Mr Jones...then you could sing him that Counting Crows song....♪Mr. Jones and me....♪...okay, I better shut up now.:heee
 
Well at least none of ya got to put up with a man who insists that you converse with him in the bathroom while he's doing number 2!...I'm like honey, I'm getting light-headed, talk to me when you're done!
 
OMG, when I was in college, the whole floor had to share the same bathroom, and those girls always wanted to strike up conversations, and then they'd wanna start comparing poop. Eeewww.
 
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