Nyasia
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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
>right in
>front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
>avoid hitting her.
>This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
>window and "flipped" the woman off.
>
>"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
>
>I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
>does
>anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
>
>I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
>
>That's 96 miles each day.
>
>Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>
>Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
>
>There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
>
>That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
>Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure
>I pass at least another 4000 cars.
>
>That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
>day.
>
>Statistically, females drive half of these.
>
>That's 18,000 women drivers!
>
>In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
>
>That's 642.
>
>According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
>dissatisfying or
>unrewarding.
>
>That's 449.
>
>According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
>seriously considered suicide or homicide.
>
>That's 98.
>
>And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
>
>That's 33.
>
>According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
>weapons, and this number is increasing.
>
>That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
>has
>a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
>considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
>
>Flip one off? ........ I think not..
WHAT IS WITH THE DOG WHEN YOU OPEN UP THE FORUMS?
:confused
>right in
>front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
>avoid hitting her.
>This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
>window and "flipped" the woman off.
>
>"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
>
>I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
>does
>anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
>
>I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
>
>That's 96 miles each day.
>
>Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>
>Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
>
>There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
>
>That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
>Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure
>I pass at least another 4000 cars.
>
>That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
>day.
>
>Statistically, females drive half of these.
>
>That's 18,000 women drivers!
>
>In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
>
>That's 642.
>
>According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
>dissatisfying or
>unrewarding.
>
>That's 449.
>
>According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
>seriously considered suicide or homicide.
>
>That's 98.
>
>And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
>
>That's 33.
>
>According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
>weapons, and this number is increasing.
>
>That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
>has
>a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
>considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
>
>Flip one off? ........ I think not..
WHAT IS WITH THE DOG WHEN YOU OPEN UP THE FORUMS?
:confused
