Ways You Know You Are At A Hispanic Wedding

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NOBODY HAS INIVITATIONS..ONLY MAPS.

AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.

NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE RECEPTION.

THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE RING-BEARER.

THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW GRINGOS HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!

EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.

ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.

OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.

EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.

THE MEN DRESS IN ZOOT SUITS...AND THE BRIDE MAIDS DRESSED IN PINK.

THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.

PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.

PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME.

ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".

THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.

THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDESMAIDS.

THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND NOT THE BAKERY.

THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.

YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE.

BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT
 
omg that's funny-
and alomst true-
all those things happend at the sweet 16 this past march!
 
I give you props! Funny & True, but everyone already told you that. I'm going to keep this one. 🙂
 
my two younger brothers are djs who do many of these wedding parties in which i help them out.. and all of those apply ..how about in laws arguing and and ex boyfriends attending..i mean what do they have to say to the groom?? "been there done that"??? besides that all the drunks coming up asking "when the fuk are you playing adventura"? usally my brothers have me stand in front of the booth to scare away the drunks and request.. they say "Javi just stand there and look pissed and well keep youre drinks coming!!!"😛
 
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