myonlysweetie
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NOBODY HAS INIVITATIONS..ONLY MAPS.
AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.
NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE RECEPTION.
THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE RING-BEARER.
THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW GRINGOS HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.
ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.
OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.
EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.
THE MEN DRESS IN ZOOT SUITS...AND THE BRIDE MAIDS DRESSED IN PINK.
THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME.
ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".
THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.
THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDESMAIDS.
THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND NOT THE BAKERY.
THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.
YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE.
BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT
AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.
NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE RECEPTION.
THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE RING-BEARER.
THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW GRINGOS HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.
ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.
OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.
EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.
THE MEN DRESS IN ZOOT SUITS...AND THE BRIDE MAIDS DRESSED IN PINK.
THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME.
ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".
THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.
THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDESMAIDS.
THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND NOT THE BAKERY.
THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.
YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE.
BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT
