Ways to answer the phone -- Telemarketers

[edde333]

<RRRrrrrinnggg!>
"Hello?"
"Hello! Mr. Michaels?"
"Speaking."
"How are you today?"
"OK so far..."
"My name is Debbie from Pointless Industries, and I'm calling to offer
you a fabulous new offer that we are offering...."
"Who is this really?"
"My name is Debbie from---"
"How did you get this number?"
"Well.. you are on our list of preferred---"
<urgent whisper> "Listen to me, and listen good! You tell Lupo and his goons I lived up to my end of the deal! I cut up the bodies like he said, I ditched the car like he said, now I'm out of it, understand? You tell him he bothers me or my family again and I take everything I know to the Man, and don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!"
<hang up>

 

[ChuckD]

:hohsit

 

[JOEDOCPA]

or if they call just say please leave your name & number and i will be sure to call u back at dinner time .

 

[myonlysweetie]

Oh dayum..........................LOL

 

[DiaMoND_GiRL]

well damn.. i need to use this ... 😀

 

[Company B]

Kinda like Seinfeld did once on the show - LOL! It went sumthin' like this:

Jerry: "Hello"

Telemarketer: "Hi this is so & so from the whatever company".

Jerry: "Well, sorry, I really can't talk right now, but why don't you give me your name & home number, & i'll get back to you."

Tele: "Umm, Sorry sir, I don't think I can do that".

Jerry: "Oh, I guess you really wouldn't want a stranger calling your house, right?"

Tele: "Uhh, yea."

Jerry: "Good! Now you know how I feel!" (hangs up phone). - lol.

 

[Heavenly]

ROFL LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Damn I love Seinfeld!

 

[Company B]

Me too!!!