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Hey Naya now that your in Florida you may wanna read this...pass it along to Nessa 😛

These are some of the laws in Florida

1-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

2-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

3-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

4-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

5-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

6-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

7-It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

8-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
 
9-You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
10-It is considered an offense to shower naked.
11-You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
12-Oral sex is illegal.
13-You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
14-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
15-One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
16-Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
17-Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
18-Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
19-It is illegal to sell your children.
20-The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
 
LOLOL! yup that sounds like FLorida laws! stupid!!!
 
La Mas Grande said:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO where did you find this Civic

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I have all sorts from different states and countries...the New York ones are pretty funny too lol 😛
 
It is also illegal in Florida for one to jog with ones eyes closed...
 
cArLiToS WaY said:
They've got to be kidding.

How else would the Backstreet Boys and O-Town make it big?
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!:blah :blah :blah
 
cArLiToS WaY said:
They've got to be kidding.

How else would the Backstreet Boys and O-Town make it big?
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LMAO, that's just wrong! 😛

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N*Stink, on the other hand... 😉 😛 :stoned
 
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