Three guys stumbling across a desert come to the lip of a canyon, where they spot a lamp half buried in the sand.
The first guy picked it up, rubbed it, and a genie popped out in a cloud of smoke, telling him that if he jumped off the cliff and shouted out anything, the canyon would be filled with it.
The guy jumped, shouting, "Gold!"
And gold there was.
The second guy jumped, shouting, "Diamonds!"
And diamonds there were.
Third guy, who's terrified of heights, jumps, looks down, and hollers, "Aw, shit!"
The first guy picked it up, rubbed it, and a genie popped out in a cloud of smoke, telling him that if he jumped off the cliff and shouted out anything, the canyon would be filled with it.
The guy jumped, shouting, "Gold!"
And gold there was.
The second guy jumped, shouting, "Diamonds!"
And diamonds there were.
Third guy, who's terrified of heights, jumps, looks down, and hollers, "Aw, shit!"
