vixen
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hey thereo....Mario & I just may show up @ HALO this sat!!!
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hey chica 😉
sounds cool vixen!
sounds cool vixen!
SPYBOY
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There once lived a Horsey & a Chickie on a farm.
One day the horsey got too close to a huge mud hole and fell in.
The horsey struggled & struggled to free himself but, to no avail, he just kept sinking & sinking.
The horsey called out to the chickie to help him.
Being too small the chickie couldn't just reach out and help her friend, Chickie looked around until she saw the farmers brand new BMW M3 sitting in the corner of the barn. Chickie looked in, saw that the keys were still in there , grabbed some rope and drove off to the mud-hole to help horsey.
Chickie backed the M3 up to the puddle tied the rope to the back end of the BMW threw the other half to horsey, and eventually pulled the sinking horsey out of the mud-hole and outt harms way.
This sealed their friendship.
A couple of months later, chickie got too close to the mud-hole and she also fell in. Calling out to her friend horsey to help, horsey looked around for the BMW but to no avail. Farmer had gone to market and took the M3. Horsey did the next best thing. He backed himself up to the hole and called out to chickie:
"Chickie grab my thing, and I'll pull you free"
Chickie was a little confused but did what horsey asked . Chickie was saved and now they are best of friends!!
MORAL OF THE STORY KIDDIES:
"When your hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!!!"
One day the horsey got too close to a huge mud hole and fell in.
The horsey struggled & struggled to free himself but, to no avail, he just kept sinking & sinking.
The horsey called out to the chickie to help him.
Being too small the chickie couldn't just reach out and help her friend, Chickie looked around until she saw the farmers brand new BMW M3 sitting in the corner of the barn. Chickie looked in, saw that the keys were still in there , grabbed some rope and drove off to the mud-hole to help horsey.
Chickie backed the M3 up to the puddle tied the rope to the back end of the BMW threw the other half to horsey, and eventually pulled the sinking horsey out of the mud-hole and outt harms way.
This sealed their friendship.
A couple of months later, chickie got too close to the mud-hole and she also fell in. Calling out to her friend horsey to help, horsey looked around for the BMW but to no avail. Farmer had gone to market and took the M3. Horsey did the next best thing. He backed himself up to the hole and called out to chickie:
"Chickie grab my thing, and I'll pull you free"
Chickie was a little confused but did what horsey asked . Chickie was saved and now they are best of friends!!
MORAL OF THE STORY KIDDIES:
"When your hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!!!"
SPYBOY
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Sorry....
You guys were talking about Greeks & hair & souvlaki so I had to throw this little story on to help out hhahahahahaha!😉
You guys were talking about Greeks & hair & souvlaki so I had to throw this little story on to help out hhahahahahaha!😉
SPYBOY
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You can tell I've got some time on my hands!!! 😉
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Listen i'm not saying i'm as big as a horse i don't lie...
but a donkey maybe!😛
but a donkey maybe!😛
Eluder
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Spyboy, that was jokes! Hahaha...
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