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speaking of birds, I've always wanted to get a parrot, and teach it to say nasty, filthy things. lmao

Victim....."How cute, a bird....Polly wanna cracker?"

Polly......."#@%* You! Go &#%^#*@ your &$#"

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ChuckD said:
speaking of birds, I've always wanted to get a parrot, and teach it to say nasty, filthy things. lmao

Victim....."How cute, a bird....Polly wanna cracker?"

Polly......."#@%* You! Go &#%^#*@ your &$#"

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LMAO!!!!:lol
 
ChuckD said:
speaking of birds, I've always wanted to get a parrot, and teach it to say nasty, filthy things. lmao

Victim....."How cute, a bird....Polly wanna cracker?"

Polly......."#@%* You! Go &#%^#*@ your &$#"

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U can..my mom told me she had went to some funeral thing at her friends house and during the service the bird started cursing in spanish..saying ''cabron, maricon'' all types of stuff. they had to put the bird upstairs LMAO
 
Heartbrake said:
Maybe you could ask them to come and pick me up.. um.. better yet.. don't send all of them, I may freak out .. lmfaoooo.. just send the biggest one so he can fly my chunky ass down there... LMDAOOOOOO...
I'll be safe in your house..... lmfdaooooooooooooooooooo
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LMAO!!! Sure next time they come I'll send one to u...just make sure u got food for him..they're greedy and will start making that loud ass noise they do that can be heard all the way across the lake
 
LOL.. You know it ma!!!! I'll wear my earplugs! LOL.. LOL.. que no joda.. once we take off.. I may start making noise too!!!!
 
Heartbrake said:
LOL.. You know it ma!!!! I'll wear my earplugs! LOL.. LOL.. que no joda.. once we take off.. I may start making noise too!!!!
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LOL now question is..once ya get here..will u be able to handle the spiders[house spiders, tarantulas, black widows], scorpions, snakes [corals, rattlesnakes, cottonmouths], alligators, bears, big cats..its a jungle down here. Only good thing this place has..its animals
 
If its one fear I have of birds..and that is the fear of them taking a shit on top of my head. :mad So far birds have down two complete full missions of landing a shit bomb on top of my head. Bastids!!! And people told me it was good luck. Yeah? FUK YA! *finger* :lol
 
Enigma said:
If its one fear I have of birds..and that is the fear of them taking a shit on top of my head. :mad So far birds have down two complete full missions of landing a shit bomb on top of my head. Bastids!!! And people told me it was good luck. Yeah? FUK YA! *finger* :lol
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I feel ya...I was in City Island (in the BX) one time and one of those f***ing seagulls took a fat dump on my back...I thought I got shot...that's how much it hurt...
 
Chuck D said:
speaking of birds, I've always wanted to get a parrot, and teach it to say nasty, filthy things. lmao

Victim....."How cute, a bird....Polly wanna cracker?"

Polly......."#@%* You! Go &#%^#*@ your &$#"
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That is so funny Chuck...my Uncle used to have this bird, I think it was a cockateu and it actually used to be his sister-in-laws, and this lady had the nastiest mouth. Of course, it rubbed off on the bird, and that's exactly what would happen. People would see him and say it just like that and this bird would start screaming a sting of expletives. This lady was a chain-smoker for like 40 years, so at the end it would even sound like he was gasping for air. After a while, I taught him to say "Diana, I love You" (hey, someone had to say it). He'd scream for me in the middle of the night and my uncle, desperate to shut him up would put me on the phone with the bird...
 
Enigma said:
If its one fear I have of birds..and that is the fear of them taking a shit on top of my head. :mad So far birds have down two complete full missions of landing a shit bomb on top of my head. Bastids!!! And people told me it was good luck. Yeah? FUK YA! *finger* :lol
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OMG, that is so funny, it reminds me of 2 things..Once in high school, my friend and I decided to walk to the ocean beach about 5 miles away, on the way to the beach we had to cross over this bridge that's about a half a mile long. As we were passing there were seagulls swooping back and forth over over our heads, my friend got pooped on- SEVEN times, it was in her hair on her clothes. At the time she was seething, though now we laugh about it. It even inspired me to write a corny poem (maybe I'll look for it and post it). A few years later I found her a t-shirt that said "Welcome to The Hamptons" with white splats of "gull poop" all over it.

Another time I was hanging with my boyfriend and his friend and we got into the "what animal would you be if you could come back to life as an animal" discussion. I said a bird, and they said oh yeah so you could fly? I said no, so everyone who's ever screwed with me in this life, I can go poop on their windshield.
 
NVDisMa729 said:
LOL now question is..once ya get here..will u be able to handle the spiders[house spiders, tarantulas, black widows], scorpions, snakes [corals, rattlesnakes, cottonmouths], alligators, bears, big cats..its a jungle down here. Only good thing this place has..its animals
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OMG!!! Mija! I'll need a medical team to follow me EVERYWHERE!!! LOL... Ah noooooo... I'd rather deal with Drug dealers and Homeless people... it's the concrete jungle for me.... black widow spiders? Rattlesnakes?? OMG!!
 
Dianita said:
People would see him and say it just like that and this bird would start screaming a sting of expletives. This lady was a chain-smoker for like 40 years, so at the end it would even sound like he was gasping for air.
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:losmile
 
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