myonlysweetie
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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it.
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.....
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage & no bike!"
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it.
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.....
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage & no bike!"
