Tell Me Your Best Pick Up Lines!!!!

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here is one that i heard a while ago can i have some change so i can use the pay phone girl says why my mom told me to call her if i fell in love . its been hears since i said it so i know its dumb.
 
This is the best pick up line ever!

If you are sitting down and you see a cutie who wants to take a seat just before she's about to sit...take your hand and put it on your face and pretend you're wiping your face in circular motion and tell her...I'm wiping a clean spot for you to sit. :dgrin

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-antonio :stoned
 
NO U DIDNT ANT!!!LMAO@U!!!....ITS NOT A LINE,BUT ONCE IN A CLUB,I WAS PAYIN NO MIND TO THIS GUYS"HEY GIRL" AND SHIT,SO MY BACK WAS FACING HIM AND TO GET MY ATTENTION HE THREW ICE AT MY BUTT!!WHAT THE HELL IS THAT,SO I REACHED IN MY GLASS AND THREW A WHOLE BUNCH OF ICE IN HS FACE....HEHE!!
 
NO U DIDNT ANT!!!LMAO@U!!!....ITS NOT A LINE,BUT ONCE IN A CLUB,I WAS PAYIN NO MIND TO THIS GUYS"HEY GIRL" AND SHIT,SO MY BACK WAS FACING HIM AND TO GET MY ATTENTION HE THREW ICE AT MY BUTT!!WHAT THE HELL IS THAT,SO I REACHED IN MY GLASS AND THREW A WHOLE BUNCH OF ICE IN HS FACE....HEHE!!
 
Cheryl LMAO!! What an a$$hole! :lol That must have been cool to throw the ice in his face I would have clawed his eyes out!

-antonio
 
how bout this: Baby can I buy you 17 shots of tequila and then have non-consensual sex with you on top of a dumpster?.....and people don't get mad it's only a joke, I've never done that for real well not lately anyway. j/k.
 
try this one "is your name j-lo cause I'd like to get what you have b-lo"
 
Sorry I haven't check this out in awhile, but I have been busy. The guy that said that was joking and he wasn't serious he was trying to make me laugh and shock the heck out of me. Which he succeed it because all he wanted to do was date a Puerto Rican, I'm still with him and he treats me like a Queen. So, my point was no matter how corny it was never unestimate a person because he gives you a corny pick up line. There's more to people then what you see on the outside. Someone might be beautiful outside but really ugly inside or vice versa.
 
angelus305 said:
So, my point was no matter how corny it was never unestimate a person because he gives you a corny pick up line. There's more to people then what you see on the outside. Someone might be beautiful outside but really ugly inside or vice versa.
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How true angelus305! Great point bebe 😉

-antonio
 
LMAO @ TED...HEHE!!..GOT ONE FOR YAS...
AT MY CLUB STANDIN AT THE BAR TALKIN TO BARTENDER,THIS GUY COMES UP AND STARTS RUBBIN ON MY BOOTY,I TURNED AROUND AND SAID ANJEL(his name)WHAT THE HELL U DOING???..HE SAYS TRYIN TO SEE MY FUTURE AND COPIN A FEEL AT THE SAME TIME!!!..........WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
 
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