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One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???" "Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
 
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One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???" "Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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That is hysterical :losmile
"Who's your little girl?" 😉 :girl :dancingb
 
BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were
talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first
in space!" The American said, "We were the first on
the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to
be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at
each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on
the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not
stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
 
Damn we rocked it tonight 😀

Goodnight Gabe! :wave
 
An elderly couple are getting ready for bed. The wife decides to surprise her husband with a see-through negligee she bought and heads to the bathroom to put it on. When she's done, she jumps out and yells "Super p***y!" The husband glances at her and says "I'll have the soup."
 
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