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Hiya Yvonne don't have any jokes to tell but wanted to say HI!! Well we're waiting Toni 🙂
 
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like
nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than
jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others
the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll
see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the
big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd
boy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing to
small circle) this is your a*****e before prison.....
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"Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit,and you tell what fruit I'm talking about."
"Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered, "An apple."

"No, Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But
she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?"

No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says.

"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my
pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it."

"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!
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Might Not Be That Great But I Tried.....
 
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LMFAO!!!!! THANX.. I KNOW IT IS THE WRONG PLACE TO POST THIS... I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS IN THIS ONE!! WHOOPS!! I GUESS I AM THAT TIRED..... HI TO EVERYONE!😀
 
that joke was too long...i wasnt about to read all that 😱
sup yvonne
 
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