Spanish sayings Puerto Rican parents use

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LOL!
Most Latino's (mainly Puerto Rican's & Cuban's) have heard these sayings either through parents, or other family members.
These are some I have heard (& still hear!)
I cant remember them all, so please post more if u can.🙂

"Punto, y se ACABO!"

"En guerra advisa, no muere gente".

"PERO QUE HIJEALA GRAN PUTA OYE'!"

"Verda que yo te lo DIJE!?!?!...asi que BUENO QUE TE PASE!"

"Ya te lo dije una vez, y no me vuelvo a repetir...ASI QUE AVANSA!, (& then starts snapping fingers) ...A LAS UNAS!, A LAS DOS!, A LA.."(& then u did as u were told!) -LOL.

Deja de estar "Moniando" y acaba"

"Ayy Chues!"

"A esa le dan mas webo que un sarten". - lol.

"Bien lindo, ya te tiraste!"

"Ayy FO!"

"OUI FO!"

"...Ay PORFAAVVORR!"

"Yo tengo, ....(el culo cagao!)"

"Que pilé mierda".

"Que Cari-Pelao"/ Pela.

"Mardita SéA!"

"Que cojones!"

"Tu tienes mas huevos que una arrenca".

"Le voy a meter una salsaaa, ..que se va cagar en la madre que lo pario!"

"Deja que yo me enteré!" - (Let me find out!)

"A galleta limpia!"/ "A bofeta limpia"

"Tu cagas mas que un pato amarrao".

"Esa es mas puta que las gallinas".

............................
Spanglish:

HotDog/Frakfruta: "Hoh-Doh"
..."Ayy mijo haste un hoh-doh."
-LMAO!

Hamburger/Hamburguesa: "Hambelgel"

Icecream/Helado: "Iyy-kreen"

Chocalate Milk/Leche con Chocolate:
"Leché con QUI" - LOL!

ALL Cereal/Ceréal: "Conn-Flay or "Cheereeo".

Scrambled Eggs/Huevos revoltillos:
"Eskrambolé"

Ketchup/ Salsa de tomaté: "Ket-chue"

Just about all video game systems are refferred to as: "Nintendo" or "Atari"- (even if its X-Box -LOL!)

Add more if u can-LOL!🙂
 
That was so hilarious :lol
I laughed myself to tears reading this, it was so funny and so true.
when my dad talks about our X-box he calls it "atari".
Growing up I heard all of those spanish sayings.

but you can't forget "La Casa de fulana", I always wondered who
was fulana?
and a spanglish word that I remember spanish people would
say that would make me laugh was "espick espan" for Spick and Span
mop detergent.
 
"Te voy a dal hasta dentro el pelo"
"Que Bien mamao tu eres"
'Sea la madre que te pario
"Ay que cosa mas puta coño"

i know i got a lot more that come back from my childhood, but that part of my brain is not workin at the moment.
 
Los ninos hablan quando la gayeena mea
Te voy a dar un bofetaso que te vas a recoder el dia que te nasiste
Chancletaso
fo chicotes
 
LOL!
Im glad u guys laughed.🙂

I cant beleive I forgot Cool_Al's:
"Coño meng". - lol.

Heres a few more:
I bet most of you remember this one!:
"Preparaté cuando llegemos a casa!"

"Adios, ..QUE TU TE CRES!?"

"Vas a llegar a casa bien calientito!"

"Preparaté que te voy a dar, ...y no es un consejo!"

Mija!, ..te los perdisté, ..el parri estaba "pomping".
(The party waz pumpin') - lol.

LIPSTICK: "Lee-stee"

BLUSH: "Blosh"

NAIL POLISH, NAIL POLISH REMOVER, & Q-TIPS: "Cue-tee". - LMAO!

Your turn!🙂
 
well i guess my man will have to tell me what you guys r saying!!
 
This tale has most of the spanglish of our youth LOL
Meri Christmah


Era the night before Christmas and all through
The casa,
Not a creature was stirring - Oye! Que pasa?

Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
Some in long underwear, some in pijamas.

While hanging the stockings con mucho cuidado
In hopes that old Santa se sintiera obligado

To bring all the children, both buenos y malos,
A nice batch of dulces y otros regalos.

Outside en la calle there arose such a grito
That I jumped to my feet y cage un mojoncito.

I ran to the window y mire pa` fuera,
And who in the world do you think que era?

Santi Clo` en un sley wearing a red Guayabera
Came dashing along y choco con la ascera.

And driving his sleigh instead of venados
Were eight little horses atterrizando volados.

I watched as they came and this loud little
hombre
Was shouting "Que Vola!" and calling by nombre:

"Ay Pepe, ay Juan, ay Manolo, ay Lazaro,
Ay Pedro, ay Julio, Ramon, y Miguelito!"

Then standing erect con sus manos en su pecho
He flew to the top of our very own techo.

He looked around but could not find,
Then he yelled "Oye brother aqui no hay chimenea!"
So he came through the back and into the sala,
When he saw our tree he said, "Cono! que cosa mas fea"

With riza and joy, he left plenty of toys.
He brought us felizidad and said "ya me voy".
As he was leaving I heard him exclaim,
"Meri Chrismah! pa`todos y Feliz Ano Nuevo".
 
LOL! That waz funny!
Besides "Merry Crismah",
We also have:
"Happy Sanszgibbing"
& "Happy Nu-jee-aL". -LOL!
Oh, & Halloween: "Treeko-Tree".🙂

"..Ayy mija, pa treeko-tree, el nene lo vesti de Niñah (ninja), y la nena de "Ponking". (pumpkin). LMAO!

Stop sign: "El Estop".

Stephanie: "Estéfanie"

Vanessa: "Bah-nessa"
LOL!!!! - That one ALWAYS KILLS ME!

CHILD: "Maaa!..."
MOTHER: "Ayy deja de estar mamando, y no mamés mas!"

"llora to lo que tu quieras, porque tu no lloras sangré!" - lol.

"Tu no te mandas, Asi que mira ver!"

When losing a game or money:
"Mé chu-po la bruja".

Sandwich: "Sangui" - LOL!

Cheez-Wiz: "Chee-wee".

"Señor damé pasenscia!"

& If you were gettin' hit, & u put your arm up to block yourself: .."OH, ME VAS A DAR??!...ME VAS A HALSAR LA MANO??!! - (& then it would just get worse - lol)

"Mija, este nene no me suerta ni pies ni pisa" - lol.
🙂
 
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