Southern Etiquette

[FantasyGerl]

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia, the other
from Mississippi, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white
pillared mansion.

The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband built
this beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Mississippi commented.
"Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband
bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive." Again, the
belle from Mississippi commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband
bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the second of the
ladies commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for
you when you had your first child?" My husband sent me to charm school,"
declared the Mississippi belle. "Charm school!?!?!", the first woman
cried, "Land sakes, child, what on earth for?" The Mississippian
responded, "So that instead of saying 'Who gives a shit?' I learned to
say, "Well, isn't that nice?"