HennyLuv159
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The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended
>> services and taught
>> Sunday
>>> School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town
>> acquaintance, a
>> gentleman
>>> was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a
>> fine looking woman
>> she
>>> was.
>>>
>>> While they were taking up the collection, the man
>> leaned forward and
>> said,
>>> "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on
>> Tuesday?" "Why Yes, that
>> would
>>> be nice," the lady responded.
>>>
>>> Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On
>> Tuesday he picked
>> the
>>> lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in
>> that part of South
>>> Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked
>> over at her and
>>> suggested, " Would you like a cocktail before
>> dinner?" "Oh, no,"
>> said our
>>> fine example of southern womanhood. "What ever
>> would I tell my
>> Sunday
>>> School class?"
>>>
>>> Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't
>> say much until
>> after
>>> dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and
>> asked, "Would you
>> like
>>> a smoke?"
>>>
>>> "Oh my, goodness no," said the woman "I couldn't
>> face my Sunday
>> School
>>> class if I did?" Well, our boy felt pretty low
>> after that, so they
>> left,
>>> got in his car and as he was driving the lady home,
>> they passed the
>> local
>>> Holiday Inn.
>>>
>>> He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he
>> figured he had
>> nothing to
>>> lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh ... mmmm how
>> would y ou like to
>> stop
>>> at this motel?"
>>>
>>> "Sure, that would be nice," she said in
>> anticipation. The gentleman
>>> couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn
>> right then and there
>> and
>>> drove back to the motel and checked in. The next
>> morning, after a
>> wild
>>> and passionate night of the most incredible sex and
>> perversions
>>> imaginable, the Gentleman awoke first. He looked
>> at the lovely
>> Dixie
>>> darling lying there in the bed and with remorse
>> thought, how is she
>> going
>>> to explain this to her Sunday School class.
>>>
>>> He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you
>> one thing,
>> whatever
>>> are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
>> The lady said, "The
>> same
>>> thing I always tell them. "You don't have to smoke
>> and drink to have
>> a
>>> good time."
>> services and taught
>> Sunday
>>> School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town
>> acquaintance, a
>> gentleman
>>> was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a
>> fine looking woman
>> she
>>> was.
>>>
>>> While they were taking up the collection, the man
>> leaned forward and
>> said,
>>> "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on
>> Tuesday?" "Why Yes, that
>> would
>>> be nice," the lady responded.
>>>
>>> Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On
>> Tuesday he picked
>> the
>>> lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in
>> that part of South
>>> Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked
>> over at her and
>>> suggested, " Would you like a cocktail before
>> dinner?" "Oh, no,"
>> said our
>>> fine example of southern womanhood. "What ever
>> would I tell my
>> Sunday
>>> School class?"
>>>
>>> Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't
>> say much until
>> after
>>> dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and
>> asked, "Would you
>> like
>>> a smoke?"
>>>
>>> "Oh my, goodness no," said the woman "I couldn't
>> face my Sunday
>> School
>>> class if I did?" Well, our boy felt pretty low
>> after that, so they
>> left,
>>> got in his car and as he was driving the lady home,
>> they passed the
>> local
>>> Holiday Inn.
>>>
>>> He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he
>> figured he had
>> nothing to
>>> lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh ... mmmm how
>> would y ou like to
>> stop
>>> at this motel?"
>>>
>>> "Sure, that would be nice," she said in
>> anticipation. The gentleman
>>> couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn
>> right then and there
>> and
>>> drove back to the motel and checked in. The next
>> morning, after a
>> wild
>>> and passionate night of the most incredible sex and
>> perversions
>>> imaginable, the Gentleman awoke first. He looked
>> at the lovely
>> Dixie
>>> darling lying there in the bed and with remorse
>> thought, how is she
>> going
>>> to explain this to her Sunday School class.
>>>
>>> He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you
>> one thing,
>> whatever
>>> are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
>> The lady said, "The
>> same
>>> thing I always tell them. "You don't have to smoke
>> and drink to have
>> a
>>> good time."