Sex Doll Sparks Bomb Alert at Postoffice

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A blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday.

"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."

Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.

Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.
 
Poor man... I'm sure he felt all embarrassed. Could you even imagine being called to someplace PUBLIC like that and asked about the contants of the box.....

Police Officer: Sir, there is something vibrating inside the box and we need to know the contents are immediately. .....

Owner of Box: **looking down with his hands behind his back, slidding his foot back and forth** Ummmm, there's a doll in there... kinda like a lifelike doll that has this,,, ummmm,,, vibrating part that keeps vibrating.... ummmm at the wrong time and that's why I'm sending it back......
 
What !?!?!?!

I like the real deal kid, they gotta be able to work with me...so don't even go there !!!
ChuckD said:
rotflmao!!!


and Henny, tell us, what was it like getting that phone call???

:shush
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I gotz to have someone, que me pida para poder cumplirle....😉
ricanlips4u said:
LOL..U tell him Henny.. U need to feel LUV! LOL..
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Ummmmmm oops? LMAOOOOOOOOOO

I can't even imagine what that poor guy felt like but HELLO! WTF you gonna leave the batteries in there for if you know the bish works by her own schedule? *shakin head*
 
Krystal said:
Ummmmmm oops? LMAOOOOOOOOOO

I can't even imagine what that poor guy felt like but HELLO! WTF you gonna leave the batteries in there for if you know the bish works by her own schedule? *shakin head*
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She can go all night long :lol
 
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