sent to me from my cuz, so I share with the women of CF.

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>>They smile when they want to scream.
>>
>>They sing when they want to cry.
>>
>>They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
>>
>>They fight for what they believe in.
>>
>>They stand up for injustice.
>
>>They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

>>They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
>>
>>They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
>>
>>They love unconditionally.
>
>>They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get
>>awards.
>>
>>They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
>>
>>Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>>
>>They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong
>>when they think there is no strength left.
>>
>>They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>>
>>Women come in all SIZES, in all colors and shape.

>>They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
>>
>>The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
>>
>>Women do more than just give birth.
>>
>>They bring joy and hope.
>>
>>They give compassion and ideals.
>
>>They give moral support to their family and friends.

>>Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.

>>This has been sent to you from someone who respects you as a woman. Pass it along to your woman friends to remind them how amazing they are............

>>IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH
>>
>>IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN

>>We got off the Titanic first.
>>We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
>>excuses.

>>Taxis stop for us.

>>We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

>>No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

>>We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

>>If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

>>We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

>>We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

>>We have the ability to dress ourselves.

>>We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

>>If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

>>There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

>>We'll never regret piercing our ears.

>>We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

>>We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence,
>>because they aren't listening anyway.


Hope you ladies enjoyed it as much as I did...LOL and for the guys who will read this, because you know they will..LOL We love you bunch of none listening, cry babies anyway!...LOL

Big hug for my ladies!! MUAHHHHHH
 
LOL Naya! Thank you for sharing! 🙂 I enjoyed it too and you know everything there is on point! 😉
 
LOL....ok...you SO know that I'm replying to this....

Actually, the first half was great, and true....so that remains untainted by my screwed up humor.....However.....part 2....well, my replies are in all caps...not to yell, but to distinguish from the original post.....



Nyasia said:

WOMEN

We got off the Titanic first.

BECAUSE WE LET YOU

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.

THAT DON'T SCARE US...WE LET YOU USE THAT EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF WORK SO WE CAN DISCUSS YOUR BREASTS.

Taxis stop for us.

HMMM...MALE TAXI DRIVERS STOP TO PICK UP ATTRACIVE WOMEN....WHY DO YOU THINK THEY KEEP LOOKING IN THE REAR VIEW MIRRORS???

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

YOU JUST THINK YOU DON'T.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

TWO WORDS FOR YOU.....CROTCHLESS PANTIES

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BUT YOU DO....I'VE HEARD IT.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

WE NOT THAT STUPID...WHEN YOU GO OUT IN SUMMER WITH LONG SLEAVES AND JEANS....WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HIDING.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

OK, BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO GO IN PAIRS TO THE BATHROOM TO CHANGE....NEVERMIND.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

THREE WORDS....PULL THE STRING

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

OK ASK SEXYANGEL ABOUT THIS....BLACK DRESS, WHITE BAG, RED SHOES, PINK FEATHER BOA.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

AND WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

BUT YOU BE TWICE AS HAPPY

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

I AGREE

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

BUT HOW ABOUT THOSE BELLY AND LABIA PIERCINGS?????

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

AND YOU'RE PROUD OF THIS WHY???

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence,
because they aren't listening anyway.

WE MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT WOMEN IN PRIVATE BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU'LL EAVESDROP. :rolleyes SO PARANOID...

Hope you FELLAS enjoyed it as much as I did...LOL and for the LADIES who will read this, because you know they will..LOL We love you bunch of PARANOID, cry babies anyway!...LOL

Big hug for my ladies!! MUAHHHHHH
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Glad you liked ladies..lolol

Chuck that was hysterical!!!!LMFAO, but just like a man to try to retaliate because it hit home!!!...LOLOL BUT you know I love you chucky bear!😉
 
HEY I LOVED IT ALL THE WAY IT WAS GREAT AND TRUE TO REALITY.I APPRECIATE THOSE WORDS ...CAUSE WE DEAL WITH ALOT WE HAVE COME A LONG LONG WAY TO BE WHERE WE ARE TODAY{WOMEN IN GENERAL} NEVER HAD SO MUCH FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE. WE HAD TO LIVE BEHIND A MAN MOST OF OUR LIVES AND SOCIETY TODAY IS GREAT. WOMEN ARE GREAT AT EVERY THING WE ARE OWNING ARE OWN BUISNESSES AND THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.LIKE WHOA,GO NYASIA AND YOUR BUDDY WHO ALSO EMAILED THAT TO YOU..WOWO I LIKED I GIVE IT THE FIVE STARS.
 
Thank you ladies..glad you liked it. I sent it back to her because here is a girl, who grew up without her mom, raised by a school teacher in Florida went into the army did her tour for eight years got out had her kids went to work and school fulltime raised her kids alone after her divorce and now is a AIRMEDIC for the AIRFORCE RESERVES. She was called for duty about two months ago and when she gets back we are goign to tear NYC up!! so for her to send me this after the life shes had..it's like WHOA!

Love you cuz..MUAH!
 
Dang Nya that was beautiful! Thank your cuz mama.
LOL @ Chuck I'll admit those were some interesting come-backs LMAO
 
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