FantasyGerl
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George Bush was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in
the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to
Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike
Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have
Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV
and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and
says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in
the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to
Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike
Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have
Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV
and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and
says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"